A look into the deranged male mind

[HEyHEY]

I was talking to my buddy about how two couples we know split. The girl's names were, we'll say... Sally and Joanne... They broke up with their boyfriends and have been hanging out together.
He says, "Well, you know Sally and Joanne have been going camping like every other weekend right?"
I said, "yeah."
Then he says, "You know Sally likes to eat bagels right?"
I didn't know wether to laugh or cry because he was DEAD serious... actually suggesting these two girls broke up with their boyfriends and are now dating each other.
What a fucking dumb attitude.

[Swede]

1. Hhhhhmmmmmm......

You say she likes bagels?

[rug]

2. Case closed

[CanuckAmok]

3. "bagels"?

is she Jewish? So, is he anti-semetic?

Are you suggesting, by extension, that all males are anti-semetic?

Where are you going with this, HEyHEY?

[HEyHEY]

5. Must be Vancouver slang

SHE ENJOYS PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS ON OTHER WOMEN

[CanuckAmok]

7. Is that some sort of code?

PS, you spelled "Confucianism" wrong.

[Floogeldy]

10. I consider this a Jewish bashing thread

Bagel? Give me a fucking break.

[HEyHEY]

12. I can't be blamed for your inability to pick up sexual innuendo

So, piss off

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. WHAT????

Umm, no. It's not Jewish-bashing. Not even close.

[HEyHEY]

21. Maybe "Jewish Bashing" is another slang term for it?

:shrug:

[Susang]

22. LOL

Can't say I've heard that one yet. :D

[tuvor]

17. Well, geeze, who doesn't???

[kenny blankenship]

4. Bagel eater is she?

Does she eat the outside or just the hole?

[HEyHEY]

6. Not the kind of thing I've ever asked her

Most of our conversations begin with, "So, how's work?"

[ofrfxsk]

8. Please

Just because some women aren't interested in the men they come across in their lives, they are lesbians. Get over yourselves. Jeez

[HEyHEY]

9. That's the point I was making

[Floogeldy]

11. Bullshit

You were making the point that the girls are lesbians.

[HEyHEY]

14. No, I was making the point my silly friend THINKS they're lesbians

[Floogeldy]

15. Sorry if I misunderstood

:-)

[HEyHEY]

16. No prob

By the by, the "Piss off" remark wasn't meant THAT way

[CanuckAmok]

18. Maybe *you're* the lesbian, HEyHEY!

I knew it.

[HEyHEY]

19. ...

I like a good bagel.. so?

[ofrfxsk]

13. Okay

I wuv you too. ;)