MrScorpio
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Thu Jun-02-05 09:03 AM
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Answers to today's questions |
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Q: Why The Hell Is The Daily Show Pubbing Fucking American Idol? A: For the laughs.
Q: Saw Boogey Man last night. Why make such stupid movies? A: Sometimes they make movies to put people to work. Expect straight to video.
Q: Should I lose the DOG CRAP graphic on my signature line? A: Keep that shit
Q: Are you keepin' it real? A: Always
Q: Where's Longgrain? A: In his skin
Q: why does everyone believe Tom Cruise is gay? A: Because people are weird
Q: So how do I get that free credit report? A: Buy a house
Q: What are you grateful for? A. Breathing
Q: Anyone else sick of hearing all the Tom Cruise talk? A: Yes. Now stop it
Q: All DUers check in ---- how old are you? A: Old enough
Q: And just what IS a "flying fuck" anyway, that you couldn't give one? A: I wouldn't know. But I do think getting one isn't a bad idea
Q: What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor? A: I've never had any
Q: What do you wear to bed? A: I go commando
Q: Currently...what is your biggest addiction? A: Breathing
Q: Can somebody explain typecasting to me? A: It's a continuation of initial imprintng
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ghostsofgiants
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Thu Jun-02-05 09:06 AM
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1. Well, that takes care of my DU browsing for the day. |
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Thanks Scorpio, you're a real time saver!
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Misunderestimator
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Thu Jun-02-05 09:07 AM
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2. Oh Please!! Can you do this every day? |
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Edited on Thu Jun-02-05 09:08 AM by Misunderestimator
:D Edited to not say the exact same thing as primate1 :)
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