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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:13 AM
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The Shrubmeister is so damned dumb that...
He thinks High Crimes are drug related!

He Thinks Roe v Wade, is the choice of ways to get across the river!

He thinks all the way in, is a roadhouse!

Add your 2cents;

HOW DUMB IS THE CHIEF MORAN?

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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:16 AM
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1. He's so dumb
that he won't go to Latin America because he flunked Latin at Andover.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:17 AM
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2. He can't tell chicken shit from...
Chicken salad!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:18 AM
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3. He says his favorite candy is W&W's
:bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:19 AM
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4. He forgot Poland
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:24 AM
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6. I wish the dumbass could find his way back to Texas forever!
Edited on Thu Jun-02-05 10:26 AM by Hubert Flottz
He gets two days dumber for every one day older! Crash Test Dummy is the only gubmint job he really might be smart enough to hold down!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:22 AM
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5. LOL...Roe vs. Wade!
Dim Son is so dumb, when his twins were born he saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey they come with cable!”
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:30 AM
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7. He claims that he's smarter than pickles!
He said she was so dumb, that when he took her to the motel on their wedding night, she put the pillow under her a$$ instead of under her head!
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alarcojon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:34 AM
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8. He's so dumb
It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:38 AM
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9. I believe it!!!
If pickles the x teacher, would make him do it over till he got it right, he'd have to eat 5647653423198786584657342 bottles of Bob Dole's Blue Pills!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:41 AM
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10. When he gets a brainstorm it only drizzles.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-02-05 10:49 AM
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11. LMFAO!
A dry drizzle! His entire line of bullshit is a mirage!
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