OK Folks!!! 31 to get to 1000. Help me out here. Ask me anything...

[SKKY]

...but it can't be politically correct, unoffensive, boring crap. Let's send me to a 1000 with a BANG!!!!

[Hobarticus]

1. What the fuck?

[SKKY]

5. Chuck?

[Hobarticus]

7. Good luck!!!

[jobycom]

2. Do you know your initials are the same as the disease that killed Lou Ger

hig?

[SKKY]

9. Shit. Better get checked out then, huh?

[jobycom]

16. Only if your muscles start sort of twitching and running along without

your control.

[SKKY]

17. Whew! I guess I'm safe for now.

[OhioBlue]

3. What do you say when

your right wing boss sports a pic of bushitler in his office?

[SKKY]

6. I don't know what?

[SKKY]

11. Sorry. I thought it was a joke.

[OhioBlue]

27. no - no joke

i was actually looking for a non-politically correct response.

[SKKY]

31. I would walk up and rip it off the wall, lay it on his desk, drop...

...my pants, and do a nice "Me, Myself, and Irene" right on Bush's melon. Of course, on your way out you may want to grab what you can off your desk while security is chasing you.

[I Have A Dream]

47. When Clinton was president, did people in the military...

really dislike him? If so, was it just because he's a Democrat? If so, will they always hate Democrats and automatically always love Republicans? (i.e., Democratic presidents can do no right and Republican presidents can do no wrong?)

[SKKY]

49. Well, from my perspective, I think it would be foolish for a Democratic...

...candidate to "court" the military. It's just not going to happen for us here. The Military didn't really like Clinton either.

[OhioBlue]

55. lmao -

I was actually just considering drawing a moustache on the pic when he wasn't there. Pretty juvenile - i know. Your idea is a little out of my league, but fun to think about.

[SKKY]

59. But you have to admit, not a damn thing PC about my idea, huh?

[SKKY]

61. I think you could take this and have some fun with it.

[jobycom]

4. And what do you have against PC anyway?

That's two. SHould give you a start. :-)

[SKKY]

8. Nothing. I just think PC=BOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG

[jobycom]

14. I think PC=respect and linguistic accuracy

Though I guess we just said the same thing. :-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. I noticed you posting earlier; looking good, Sailor!

I see you're an active duty sailor; what job do you have?


:hi:

[SKKY]

12. Network Security/Information Assurance.

Just left Cali actually (San Diego).

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Sounds like an interesting job...

But what do you mean: you just left San Diego? Are you at sea?

[SKKY]

21. Yea, Ieft San Diego in February. I now live in Spain.

And my job keeps me busy, that's for sure. And I guess I get to do some pretty cool stuff, but I've got the feeling there's still something else out there for me to accomplish.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Spain! How cool is THAT!

Your userprofile says Chula Vista! You might want to update that; of course you don't have to! Which part of Spain? How do you like being there?

[SKKY]

28. Spain is AWESOME!!! I was here from 1992-1998.

Although it's quite expensive at the moment, with the Euro being stronger than the dollar.

[LaurenG]

13. How long has it taken you to get almost 1000 posts

I've been a member for about 9 months yet look at me a lowly number in comparison.

[SKKY]

15. A freakin' eon in seems.

I had a long break while I was on deployment.

[LaurenG]

19. Have you been welcomed?

Or have they tried to flame you over a measly opinion or two?

[jobycom]

24. How DARE you imply that DUers would flame over a measly opinion or two!!

:grr:

Oh, sorry, just my first reflex...

Welcome, OB! In case I was one who flamed you earlier. (I get flamed a lot, it's fun!)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. Hi, jobycom!

You are making me laugh! Even though I expected to see what I saw, it was still funny! :loveya:

[jobycom]

37. So I'm predictable now, is that it?

Sorry, once you start that false macho stuff it's hard to back down right away! Hey, CalPeg!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

74. My dear jobycom...

You are anything but predictable! I think you're a lovely, cool, sturdily masculine guy whose opinions I respect...:blush:

[jobycom]

75. Ah, geee!!!

I got you fooled!!! :-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

76. You don't fool me for one minute!

I know your type, whatever type that *um* is....ummmm...:blush:

[SKKY]

25. I was very careful in the beginning and only posted what I knew...

...I didn't start doing stupid stuff like this until I left the 700 club.

[jobycom]

35. What's the best brawl you've been in on DU?

[LaurenG]

36. lol glad you made it out n/t (they had to teach me n/t last week)

[jobycom]

20. How's Bush's reputation on your ship?

[SKKY]

23. Not on a ship, but you can guess what the Military thinks of him...

...as a whole. THEY LOVE HIM AND I DON'T GET IT. FOR THE LIFE OF ME I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT.

[jobycom]

29. I hear mixed stories

I know some officers who say he's not popular. They're National Gaurd, though. Are they just wishing, or is the NG different than the Navy, in opinion?

[SKKY]

32. Yea, that's the difference. National Guard/Reservists have a much...

...different outlook on things than the Active duty side.

[jobycom]

42. Do they know you hang out here? Do they know about this site?

They meaning other sailors around you, I guess.

[SKKY]

45. Actually, it was a Marine Major who turned me onto this site.

[jobycom]

58. Did he like it or hate it?

[SKKY]

70. He was very active on DU. I think he's the only liberal Marine...

...I've ever met. He's probably somewhere up near the 10,000 mark by now.

[LaurenG]

22. Good luck with this I just know you'll make it if you just keep

typing.

[SKKY]

33. Fuckin' A people! Get off your asses and POST!!!!! Damn!!!!

[SKKY]

34. Ok, a joke. How can you tell if you're at a "gay" barbecue???

'Cause the hotdogs taste like shit!!!!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

38. answer these with seperate posts

and it will help you reach your goal:

Do you have tattoos? Where?

What kind of firearms do you own or like (you said you wanted to get to 1000 with a BANG!)

What swear words do you know that are so esoteric that the common person wouldn't realize what you mean, much less that you're swearing at them?

[SKKY]

39. Tatoos. I have a Phoenix on my chest, and a coat of arms on my back.

[jobycom]

46. Joaquin, River, Summer or Rain

Phoenix?

[SKKY]

48. HAHAHAHAHA

The Mythological Bird.

[jobycom]

56. I knew, I was just tossing you soft pitches. nt

[SKKY]

41. Firearms, I don't own any, but I guess I'm partial to a 9mm Glock...

...It's what I used when I worked Force Protection.

[SKKY]

43. Well, I curse a great deal in Spanish, so here are some of the...

...ones I use I don't think the average person would understand.

"Me cago en tu puta madre!"
"Vete al carajo cabron"
"Me cago en la hostia"
"Y su puta madre"
"Cabron"

[LaurenG]

40. One More, What do you think of the current administration? n/t

[SKKY]

44. I don't.

[I Have A Dream]

50. Who are you more like -- Moe, Larry or Curly of the 3 Stooges?

Which do you like better?

[SKKY]

52. I guess since I was the proverbial "fat kid", it would be Curly.

[I Have A Dream]

51. You want to go over 1000 with a BANG! Just exactly howl...

do you plan to celebrate?!!

[SKKY]

53. I'm going to go lite a firecracker I happen to have laying...

...around (It's illegal in Spain, so it should be fun), have a smokey treat, take a shower, brush my teeth, and go to bed. I've gotta work in a few hours.

[I Have A Dream]

54. What's the worst thing that you ever said to someone in Spanish

that you said because you knew that they wouldn't understand? (Or in English for that matter?)

[SKKY]

57. I once told a guy...

"Me cago en la hija de la gran puta que te pario." Which means, "I shit on the bitch mother that gave birth to you." I know it's a bit strong, but we were in Madrid and parking spaces are hard to come by in the downtown area.

[jobycom]

60. LOL That justified it!

You fit in well around here!! ROFL!

[I Have A Dream]

62. Which two cartoon characters (from different shows)

should get together to "have a good time"? (I'm grasping here, but I'm trying...)

[SKKY]

64. Funny you should ask...

...I've always though "catdog" should ride Sponge Bob like a Harley on a bad stretch of road.

[I Have A Dream]

63. Will you remember me when I put you over 1000???

[SKKY]

65. YOU JUST DID, AND YES I WILL!!!!!!!!

[I Have A Dream]

66. If the world were coming to an end in 24 hours...

how would you spend your remaining time?

[SKKY]

68. Feeding my child every 3 hours...

...And banging like it's Prom night while he's asleep!!!!!!

[SKKY]

67. WWWWOOOOO HHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Thank you all very much.

[I Have A Dream]

69. Congratulations!

(It's the least that we could do for a liberal sailor!)

Now go light that firecracker! :)

[SKKY]

72. You rock! Thanks much!

[jobycom]

71. Congrats!

[SKKY]

73. Thanks Joby! Much appreciated!