DS1 is the father of my baby

[matcom]

there. i said it. the cat is out of the bag. i'm so ashamed.

i only hope that little Matcom isn't cursed with a clubbed-penis.

PLEASE lord let him/her have all his/her nipples!

i'm so scared :cry:

[stellanoir]

1. you are so full of it

and does your good Mrs. know about this???

What about your annual BBQ baby?

Is it happening?

I was totally sleep deprived last year and traveled north 15 miles and then realized that I couldn't conduct a coherent conversaton to save my life and then pulled a total U-ey.

Hope you do and if you don't, I just might.

Best

[DS1]

21. I pulled a total U-ey once

Couldn't walk for a week :cry:

[BikeWriter]

2. Aw shit. Does your wife know?

[DS1]

22. Of course I know!

:grr:

[JimmyJazz]

3. So that little rash he has didn't bother you?

[DS1]

23. That rash was my penis

You were just mean to think it was a razor burn bump, or a 'rash' as you called it.

That :hurts:

[lumberingbear]

4. To bad the poor child....

won't have a father figure to look up to!!!

[DS1]

20. What are you talking about?

matcom's got a great figure!

[SoCalDem]

5. It's a multiple birth

[DS1]

19. Groovy

:smoke:

[swag]

6. And I would have thrown a fabulous shindig for that abortion.

[Modem Butterfly]

7. You slut! You said it was mine!

:grr:

[DS1]

16. We went on Maury behind your back

Deal with it, blank-shooter!

[VelmaD]

8. YOU TRAMP!

How could you do this to poor Will? :cry:

[DS1]

15. Ever since old Bushmill's McPlenty went all jet-set on us

we had to keep ourselves busy somehow!

[bleedingheart]

9. well hopefully the child won't be slow like his mother...

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

14. I'd say something about that

but I don't know what to say yet, asshole

[SOteric]

10. And I'm the father of DS1's baby.

We were trying to find a good time to tell you, but since you've let the cat out of the bag, I guess we will too.

:hi:

[DS1]

13. And there was matcom telling the lounge to not feed me

when I was so desperately craving ice cream and sunny-side up egg sandwiches :cry:

[SOteric]

26. I know...

he's just a big ol' meanypants.

Do you want me to kick his ass?

[matcom]

27. yes

yes he does :D :loveya:

[El Fuego]

11. It takes a Lounge to raise a baby.

I think Hillary said that.

The Lounge can adopt your illicit love child.

[DS1]

12. We went with one of those submerged deliveries

Popped that sucker right into a jacuzzi full of Scotch

[El Fuego]

17. That's beautiful

I'm getting all teary-eyed.

[Lannes]

18. J/K

[DS1]

24. Yeah, that does look like matcom ready to service me

:evilgrin:

[MissB]

25. You have my condolences.

I am so sorry. :hug:

[matcom]

28. AND he wants to harvest my future embryos

and plant them in the local landfill :cry: