So today's my seventh anniversary. And I married a CLOWN.

[Sparkly]

This morning I asked Husb, "You got a seven-year itch?" He scratched his balls and said, "Sure do."

This afternoon I asked, "Isn't there something special about a seventh anniversary?" He said, "Yeah, the rash."

This evening I asked, "What's the proper anniversary gift for seven years?" He said, "Salve."

Condolences welcome. :+

[Stinky The Clown]

1. Yeah, yeah, yeah ... whatever

Actually, you're the best Sparkly Fairy Princess a clown could even dream of.

People ....... *I'm* the lucky one!

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Congratulations

Next week wil be our 30th. Hard to believe. My hubby said this proves that time flies when you aren't paying attention. LOL

[qnr]

3. Congratulations to both of you :) n/t

[peekaloo]

4. Count your blessings.

You could have married Shakes the Clown.

Congratulations!

:toast:

[Lars39]

5. Congratulations you two!

May there be many, many more!:toast:
Ya'll are such a sweet couple. :)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. As long as he keeps you laughing

you'll be just fine. Happy Anniversary! :toast:

[Radio_Lady]

10. Giant anteater question, or not sex as usual --

It really must be an -- interesting -- sight to see two of them going at it! I mean, which end is the "him" and what about "her" nose? Could be confusing, if you know what I mean. {{smiles}}

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Just imagine if we all had

tongues like this one:

Wooo!

[Radio_Lady]

13. Yes, the whole frontal assembly looks amazing! I've loved it from...

...the first moment I saw it, Goddess.

[BrklynLiberal]

7. Happy Anniversary. Sounds like you guys are still having fun.

:party: :toast:

Keep enjoying each other
:rofl: :rofl:

[fortyfeetunder]

8. Give him something to really scratch about

Some itching powder.
Congratulations!

[Turn CO Blue]

9. Many happy returns! The hubby and I've been together

over 18 years...we KNOW that we'll never get divorced, but not just because we still love each other and still laugh -- but because we also know we're both too damned LAZY to have to pack up all the stuff and move out!

[flygal]

11. Sounds like mine

as long as he is against * I will put up with it :)

And happy anniversary - we're at almost nine ourselves and it keeps getting better!!

[Missy Vixen]

14. Congratulations, Sparkly!

If I recall correctly, your husband said on Sunday that he was the only man married to a real sparkly fairy princess. You two are lucky to have each other!

Here's to many more happy years. :toast: Happy Anniversary!

Julie