And now, an original song/poem/whatever

[Occulus]

"Bring it On"

Sit back and listen as we tell you our tale, a
Story of a man who put a nation up for sale.
Listen to us closely 'cause our words ring true, we're
Here to tell you of the bill about to come due.

Pushed in through the backdoor by a raving mob, he
Must have always known that stealing it was his job. He
Managed to convince the Nine he'd be forever harmed if they
Found for the other guy- maybe it was just his "charm".

Well,

"Bring it on", the old smirking chimp cawed,
"You're with us or against us, in the Name of the Lawd!" We
May live in a nation of democracy, but the
Pretzeldent and the neocons hate because you are free!

Wasn't long before they got us conned into a war, with a
Nation we were fighting over "weapon stores". We
Bombed 'em into vapor but we never, ever found the
Weapons we were certain we would find deep in the ground.

Many of the People trusted Gee-Dubya Boosh, and he
Trusted 'em back just enough to give us all a push
Into recession and unending war, or at
Least that's what his future has for us in store!

So,

BRING IT ON, Commander Bunnypants!
Tell us of our morals as the blood drips from your hands!
Wipe your body clean of the viscera and gore of the
Thousands of innocents dead in your elective war!

Some of us said, "four years, how much damage can he do?"
Then he stole another one, 'cause he couldn't win it true.
Fifty-one percent, oh, what a solid gain:
To him, it is a man-date to "let freedom reign!"

Well,

Bring it on, Mr. Chimpy McSmirk!
Tell us all in neocon terms just how it's gonna work!
Don't need us no history, 'cause we'll all be dead, so
Come on, Mr. "fooled me can't get fooled again" Bush,

You incompetent jerk!