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Fri Jun-03-05 09:15 AM
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Post whatever pops in your head. I'll start:
Chicken wings are too small.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:16 AM
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1. Why do people ON Harleys wear stuff to tell you they are bikers? |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:20 AM
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8. The Republic of Texas Rally is this weekend. |
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These people are EVERYWHERE.
OK, we get it. Perfect.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:20 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:24 AM
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13. Hmmm they tend not to like answering questions either |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:28 AM
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18. that french monkey spy trial must have been weird |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:26 AM
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15. I love bikes. I hate Harleys. |
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Not a fan of Japanese bikes either. I like the european ones. :)
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:17 AM
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2. The face of a child can say a lot |
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especially the mouth part of the face -Jack Handey
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:19 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:19 AM
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:rofl: I have a 2.5 year old... am dreading about a year and a half from now, for that reason.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:17 AM
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3. Two wrongs don't make a right |
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but three lefts make a right
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:17 AM
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4. I wonder what germs are on this mouse. |
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on second thought, I'd rather not know.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:18 AM
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5. How much food is inside my keyboard? |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:20 AM
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9. I think I need a bigger sig line. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:21 AM
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11. What ever happened to Poland? n/t |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:22 AM
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12. I wonder what the weather is like in Arkansas. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:25 AM
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14. I'm getting a haircut... Should I get bangs? |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:26 AM
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16. My haircutter is leaving town. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:27 AM
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17. I want mexican food for lunch |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:29 AM
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19. I wonder what my cat is doing right now |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:32 AM
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20. probably just hangin' out, drinkin a |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:43 AM
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she is probably zooted out of her mind on primo crank! :P
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:33 AM
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21. I couldn't get one of our cats out of the cupboard |
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They were scrapping HARD this morning and as I did a "kitty count" before leaving the girl was hidden in the back of the pots and pans cupboard-no way to get her out and no time to do it.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:42 AM
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my cat hides behind the washing machine sometimes---I have no idea how she gets in or out, but I have caught her coming out of the little closet in my apartment where the washer dryer is tucked away
cats :eyes:
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:36 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:39 AM
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23. That's all you ever think about. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:40 AM
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26. No more rhyming for you. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:41 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:46 AM
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32. Amazing. That came out of the blue. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:39 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:41 AM
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28. The new what's-her-face is a harridan and a half. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:43 AM
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30. I'm making lasagne for tonight's neighborhood potluck at Sparky's |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:47 AM
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33. Did I leave the iron on? |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:48 AM
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35. the snake is on the floor. |
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someone said that is their term for knowing the cord of the iron is on the floor- not plugged in.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:47 AM
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makes it hard to be seen.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:49 AM
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36. I am very lost when you post. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:50 AM
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37. good, so nothing's changed |
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:53 AM
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i Love hitting the trees.
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:54 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 09:59 AM
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41. Why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:01 AM
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42. How did I know this would be posted? |
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:20 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:22 AM
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44. "So, that's what that button does." |
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My thoughts at the moment.
;)
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:43 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:48 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:55 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:33 AM
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I'm a suburban mom who loves tupperware and crafts. :P
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:37 AM
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:9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:39 AM
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Edited on Fri Jun-03-05 11:42 AM by SarahBelle
;)
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:41 AM
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:wow:
I'm glad I saw before any editing...
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:47 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:47 AM
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66. It wasn't there for long!! |
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:52 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:46 AM
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46. "Pair" of pants. So one has pants, or a pair of pants. Now, |
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does that mean that a pantsleg is a pant, and therefore a pair of them makes up a pair of pants.
Don't get me started on shorts.
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:49 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:50 AM
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Nothing like a good pantsing, followed by a wedgie of Godzilla proportion to make one feel better.
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:52 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:54 AM
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He looks like he deserved it.
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Fri Jun-03-05 10:55 AM
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52. Professional Landscaping Is REALLY Expensive |
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Trust me. I've got the invoices to prove it. The Professor
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:21 AM
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:35 AM
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57. I wish the Virgin Mary would show up on something of mine... |
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so I could sell it and make lots of money on E-bay...I'm really broke you know
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:42 AM
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61. I'm out of cigarettes again |
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looks like I'll HAVE to leave the cave after all. Dammit!
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:44 AM
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62. Some company needs to start selling hot dog buns in a 10-pack. |
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I can find 8-packs... I can even find 16-packs... but never a package with the same amount as one or two packs of hotdogs.
Do some people put two dogs on their buns or something?
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:47 AM
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65. Are you a Steve Martin fan? |
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That was in one of his movies (Father of the Bride, maybe?) where he takes out some buns to match the number of hot dogs. :7
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:52 AM
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The hot dog/hot dog bun quanity mismatch has been fodder for comedians (well, at least their writers) for as long as people have been buying them and being all :wtf:.
:)
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:45 AM
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63. Norm Coleman is an idiot. |
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:49 AM
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67. I'm going to kill that kitten |
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if I ever catch her, of course if I do catch her I'll end up petting her and making dumb sounds... but until then, I'm gonna kill her.
Khash.
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Fri Jun-03-05 11:56 AM
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70. I think that a lot about my cats. |
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Then when I sit down they just come up purring...
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Fri Jun-03-05 12:01 PM
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71. Feel like makin' love |
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Love that song:)...........
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Fri Jun-03-05 12:19 PM
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How many shades of blue are there in the world?
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Fri Jun-03-05 12:20 PM
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73. Do we really need so many Frappucino flavors? |
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I mean, how many flavors of ass can there possibly be?
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Fri Jun-03-05 12:20 PM
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74. If you were driving and nude...and was pulled over by a cop... |
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would you get ticketed for being naked? It IS your car, after all.
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