Very Rare Gorilla

[Renew Deal]

A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of
gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became
very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters
worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie,
a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the
animal's cages.

Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator
thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a
proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
$500.00?

Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully.

The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under the following 4 conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."

The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this."

The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist."

Once again the administrator agreed.

And last of all Eddie stated:

"You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."

[khashka]

1. God will get you for that!

But do you have Eddie's phone number?


Khash.