Jack White Gets Over Renee, Marries Model

[jswordy]

Jack White, whose ex-girlfriend Renee Zellweger recently got married, has decided to paddle his own canoe.

The White Stripes singer, 29, made a splash by wedding model Karen Elson in a canoe on the Amazon River in Brazil on Wednesday, June 1. A Shaman priest conducted the ceremony, which was followed by a blessing by a Catholic priest at a cathedral in Manaus, Brazil, reports the AP.

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Jack White dated Zellweger after meeting on the set of "Cold Mountain." They ended their relationship during the 2004 Christmas holidays. A month later, Zellweger met country singer Kenny Chesney at the Concert of Hope for tsunami relief. They were married in May in the Virgin Islands.

http://www.zap2it.com/movies/news/story/0,1259,---25912,00.html

[Zuni]

1. a guy I jam with sometimes has a jack White impression

it is kind of creepy but he is a great blues player

[jswordy]

3. Uh...betcha Renee and Kenny didn't have a...

sHaMaN pRiEsT

do theirs!

That is just WAAAAAY TOO COOL for country. LOL.

[fleabert]

2. that guy is creepy. at least the photo is.

:scared:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

5. if you ever see any interviews with him

is comes across as a very polite and shy nice guy.

i am not a huge fan or anything, just a casual observer.
jack seems alright in my book.

[jswordy]

8. I like the White Stripes, myself...

Can't claim to be super-into them, but when "Seven Nation Army" hit the air, it grabbed me. The lyrics are cool. And the toughest thing in rock is to play tight with 3 pieces.

[Zuni]

10. 2 pieces

there is only 2 in that band

actually, playing with a 3 piece is easier than a larger band, you have less to worry about.

[jswordy]

11. Hmmm. To me, 4 is best, 3 is harder cuz...

....you have to double rhythm/lead parts.

[Zuni]

17. As a bass player, I have always been very comfortable in a trio

because I can make good, filling bass lines

The guitar I expect to alternate between rythym and lead and rythym leads that are a mix of both

there is just more space to work out in, flex yourself

[ghostsofgiants]

19. As a bassist, you might wanna check out Death From Above 1979

Best duo around in my opinion. Just a bassist and drummer, but they can fucking rock.

[fleabert]

12. i've never seen an interview.

I liked him in cold mountain, and i like the band, but he just looks really scary in that picture!

[SheepyMcSheepster]

14. oh, i agree

he does look scary in the picture!

[fob]

13. Looks like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka style.

[fleabert]

15. the undead johnny depp as willy wonka style!

not a good picture!

[tjdee]

4. Here's what she looks like:

My question is...why was Jack White on the set of Cold Mountain??!!

But here's Karen Elson...

[Lavender Brown]

6. He had a part in the movie

Hmm. They're an awfully pale couple!

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. he was in the movie

if I recall correctly he played a musician who traveled with the father

[jswordy]

9. Yeeeeeessss! I am coveting another man's wife now. Thanks a lot! LOL

[funkybutt]

16. Just in time for a CD release next week

good marketing.

Oh...and it's just that picture that makes Jack look like such a freak. He's a freak..but not like that. I love the white stripes.

[truebrit71]

18. Why should any of us give a shit....

.. I mean, REALLY, who gives a flying fuck which self-absorbed, bird-brain is banging/marrying/divorcing any other self-absorbed, bird-brain?

Is ANY of this news????

:grr:

// end of rant //

[hippiechick]

20. He looks like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka !!

:wtf: