ARE YOU PSYCHOTIC? Take the test and find out!

[jswordy]

http://www.worth1000.com/toys/inkblot/default.asp

I have scheduled an appointment with a shrink, myself.

:D

[movie_girl99]

1. I'm quite psychotic it seems n/t

[Sanity Claws]

2. It's 56 pages

I think the test really proves that the taker is unemployed or likely to be unemployed soon.

[jswordy]

4. Uh, there are 10 pages to the test. *shrug*

[Sanity Claws]

7. Really?

The first page said 56 pages so I didn't do it. I figured it would take too long to finish.
Only ten? Hmmmm.

[jswordy]

8. OK, then...NUTCASE! Heh. Next!

[Sanity Claws]

That's Ms. Nutcase,

to you buddy! ;)

[jswordy]

17. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - AAAAH!!!

[yardwork]

15. It is an enormous time waster but so much fun!

By the way, the results say I am driven by Peace.

[DS1]

3. I see...

Most Common Answers Percentage*


1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said Dinner

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said Mother

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said Love letters

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said Architecture

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said Reason

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said Sleepytime

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said Newton

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said Charcoal

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said Ineffcient tableware

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said Bukkake
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

[jswordy]

5. GEEZ...YER FRICKIN BONKERS!!! LOL

[punpirate]

18. No matter how shaky your...

... sanity, the bar is now set even lower:



:evilgrin:

[hobbit709]

19. Different answers but

I got .04% too.

[atreides1]

6. Must not sleep clowns will get me

I scored a whopping .04%, what does that say?

[Nightjock]

10. That's what I got. 0.4%

I didn't think this was real until I saw everyone elses answers were completely different from mine.
BTW-I like your loved your line from Bart Simpson!

[JRob]

9. WTF? I guess the point is that it's totally absurd.

[jswordy]

21. Unscramble these 4 letters to see what it is: ojke

:rofl:

[JRob]

24. ... i got it, i just didn't think it was that funny... nt

[jswordy]

26. sigh...

[NoSheep]

39. me too neither

[In_The_Wind]

11. no elevators,escalators, cars, trains, boats, airplanes

how the heck am I supposed to get to necessary shrink appointment

[Hugin]

13. They do pickups.

[In_The_Wind]

20. no riding in cars with strangers either

:hide::scared:

[bridgit]

16. me neither, Joan, not @ .04%...

and here i thought a low score would be good :shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

23. 4% for me too

:spray::crazy::rofl:

:shrug:

[Hugin]

12. Hey... I said they all looked like Ink Blots to me.

How's that crazy?

[progmom]

14. No need to take the test.

The answer is glaringly apparent to me.

[supernova]

22. LOL! I should have offed myself a long time ago

according to this test. :rofl:

[Mr. McD]

25. So where did I put that chainsaw?

Most Common Answers

Percentage*
1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said boy and shark

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said old man death

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said die

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said exacution

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said gun

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said hypodermic

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said hanging man

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said killer

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said devil

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said skull and crossbones
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

[jswordy]

27. NO WORRIES, YOU CAN BORROW MINE as soon as...

...I wash the blood and flesh bits off the bar! OK????

[rockedthevoteinMA]

28. TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

:wtf: The pictures I saw weren't what the answers say. :shrug: Oh well, I already knew I was nuts. :D

On Edit:
Most Common Answers

Percentage*
1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said: a person being chased by a shark

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said: a KKK member

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said: die

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said: a mailbox which has severed a person's head

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said: gun

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said: hypodermic needle

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said: someone hanging with a stool off to the side

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said: a fascist dictator

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said: the devil (or our president)

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said: poison symbol
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%
If your total percentage correct is below 10% you must consult a trained physician immediately. Avoid elevators, escalators, automobiles, trains, boats, airplanes and all other forms of transportation.

[hippiechick]

29. .04% !!

"If your total percentage correct is below 10% you must consult a trained physician immediately. Avoid elevators, escalators, automobiles, trains, boats, airplanes and all other forms of transportation. "

Yowza ! :evilgrin:

[Serial Mom]

31. same score here!

:wtf:

[hippiechick]

35. Yeah you'd think we'd be psychotic if we ALL saw the same thing ..

none of my responses matched the 'common' ones ... and I didn't go for the obvious homocidal maniac respones, either. I tried to outsmart it. Hah. :(

[Deja Q]

30. 0.04% for me, here are my answers and the most common ones:

No pics, but #8 was obviously G.W.B. *


Most Common Answers

Percentage*
1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said shark chasing naked man

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said wheat harvester

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said german chicken scratch

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said self-circumcision kit

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said gun

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said jackhammer

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said atari 2600 video game

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said the devil

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said osama bin laden

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said mr yuck
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

[MisterP]

32. they added the Bush picture (or at least I THINK it's that)

*chatters teeth slowly*

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Haha, I responded "satan" to the Bush picture

I should have gotten more points for that.

[EstimatedProphet]

33. Hey! I got a .04% too! And I didn't have the same answers!

There's something wrong with this test. I got the same scores as everyone else with different answers.
Here's my answers:
Most Common Answers

Percentage*
1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said Evolution in action

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said Golf with souls

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said Desperate need of penmanship classes

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said Fun with inclined planes

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said Lead injection system

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said Hydraulic pogo stick

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said Miss Congeniality

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said The Evil One

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said The Other Evil One

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said The last word
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

I think it's fixed!

[Ikonoklast]

34. I am not psychotic because

The voices in my head tell me so. What? What did you say? No, I don't want to use the axe! No, please, don't make me do it! NOOOOOOOO!!!

[jswordy]

36. dooooo it....doooooo it!!!!!!!!!!

[Ikonoklast]

43. OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod

what just happened? Things got foggy for a few seconds there....wait a minute, why am I wearing lederhosen and red lipstick? OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!

[ghostsofgiants]

37. Haha, awesome

1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said shark chasing a human

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said grim reaper

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said the word die

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said guillotine

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said gun

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said syringe

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said suicide

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said satan

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said satan

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said jolly roger
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

[Samurai_Writer]

40. I'm deranged

Most Common Answers Percentage*


1. A man's eyeballs 42%
A pair of bowling balls 24%
A stoplight sideways 24%
You said shark attacking person

2. Plump apples on a brisk Autumn day 63%
Fireflies lighting up a summer's evening 22%
A kiss from a little boy to a little girl 4%
You said farmer with a machete

3. A fish swimming upstream to mate. 35%
A deer hopping through a bountiful valley. 34%
Maple syrup flowing down the bark of a tree. 31%
You said the word Die

4. Roses in a winter garden. 51%
A mouse nibbling on gum drops 28%
A fresh blueberry pie cooling off on a window sill. 16%
You said guillotine

5. The wizened cheek of a grandmother. 53%
A pony gently grazing through a field of golden wheat. 33%
An eagle's wing. 12%
You said gun

6. A medal of honor 52%
A moonbeam piercing the night sky 26%
A butterfly emerging from its cocoon 16%
You said syringe

7. A crystal vase from a top perspective 44%
A rocket ship exiting the Earth's orbit 35%
The Taj Mahal 18%
You said person hanging

8. A starfish 35%
A child's open palm 33%
A baby's smile 25%
You said george w bush

9. Man eating steak dinner 40%
The crossroads of life 29%
Eccentric bird 27%
You said devil

10. The ever-wafting scent of a heavenly pizza 48%
A rotating fan. 31%
A bride at her wedding. 16%
You said skull and crossbones
TOTAL PERCENTAGE CORRECT .04%

If your total percentage correct is below 10% you must consult a trained physician immediately. Avoid elevators, escalators, automobiles, trains, boats, airplanes and all other forms of transportation.

[unsavedtrash]

41. got a .04% so it's off to the funny farm...again

If your total percentage correct is below 10% you must consult a trained physician immediately. Avoid elevators, escalators, automobiles, trains, boats, airplanes and all other forms of transportation.

[aeolian]

42. Pirates!