*False alarm* It wasn't "The Gimp"

[underpants]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/germany_sex_dc;_ylt=AnVflhdO.C7O8VXOAA0dZvas0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjBHNlYwNtcA--

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, "freed" a man from a car trunk only to discover the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said Thursday.

However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.

"It turned out they were a couple from the S&M scene. The 'mistress' was driving, with the slave in the boot," said a police spokesman in the southern town of Bayreuth.

Deciding the rear of the car was not safe for the man, officers told him to sit inside the car and sent the pair on their way.

[WeRQ4U]

1. I bet he got a spanking when they got home..

OUch, he was a naughty naughty boy.

[matcom]

2. they made me turn in my thong too!

rat bastards x(

[underpants]

3. BTW-How is the mime career going?

[matcom]

4. got fired

i figured out how to get out of the invisible box

[DS1]

6. I heard it was because you mimed your way into your boss's wife's box

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[matcom]

8. i could drive my fucking TRUCK in there!

:scared:

[DS1]

10. With Retractable Camping Tent?

[matcom]

11. fucking Winnebago

[underpants]

7. HAHAHAHAHA

Oh GOD that was good.

[realisticphish]

9. at least you

got to keep the collar

[DS1]

5. Better than driving the boot in the slave

:D

[uppityperson]

12. No seat belt? that's not safe

seat belt comes later I guess. Though perhaps I should rephrase that too. I have a dirty punny mind.

[Deja Q]

13. I'm sure she'll just stretch his organic seat belt to new lengths...

As if 7 inches wasn't long enough already... :scared: