... And the Lord God said, "Let there be Liquor!" - The Bar is open

[MrScorpio]

[Book Lover]

1. Hefe and a whisky

and don't be stingy, baby! :D Thank you.

[MrScorpio]

3. Stingy??? Me? NEVAH!

[Book Lover]

7. Man, the service here is great!

I'm leaving an extra tip for that cutie behind the bar...

[Initech]

2. Necesito la tequila de Patron, por favor!

Tres shots! Con limon!

[MrScorpio]

8. No problema

[Initech]

9. *downs all three shots at once*

Good stuff!

*begins to feel it*

*leaves card to run tab*

[GOPisEvil]

4. Margarita, 100% agave tequila, cointreau, fresh lime juice, rocks, no salt

Thank you very much. *leaves card to run tab*

[MrScorpio]

10. Enjoy

[GOPisEvil]

11. Beautious!!!

That looks delicious! Thanks! *plans large tip*

[warrior1]

5. How about

a Baileys for me and a Buttery Nipple for my good friend Pam.

[MrScorpio]

13. Yes... To the nipple! May they always stay erect in a stiff wind

[warrior1]

32. Thanks Mr. Scorpio - Pam

Me too, loves me some Baileys.

[xmas74]

6. dirty martini please

[MrScorpio]

14. Dry as the Gobi

[xmas74]

16. yummy!

[LynzM]

12. Just a nice glass of wine for me, please....

A drier white, please. I'd just like to mellow out a bit, not planning on getting drunk tonight...

[MrScorpio]

15. Mellow out, baby!

[peacebird]

17. beer, large mug please

and keep 'em coming!

thank you, oh kind Barkeep!

[MrScorpio]

21. Enjoy your frothy brew

[peacebird]

29. thank you, barkeep!

Here's the card, please keep 'em coming!

And I used to think "Cheers" was the friendliest bar around!

[LynzM]

52. Excellent....

Thank you! :loveya:

[Ikonoklast]

18. Sissies

Quart of paint thinner, neat, and old sock to strain it through (for that extra kick).

[MrScorpio]

22. No more soup for you

[Ikonoklast]

34. How about a Bass Ale

followed by Guinness Stout and then I'll have whatever the barkeep is having.

[MrScorpio]

37. Much better

[Ikonoklast]

46. Ooooooh, yeah, baby!

That is exactly what I needed. Thnx, MrScorpio.

[musette_sf]

19. Borderline Boiler checking in...

... a nice free pour of Lagavullin, if you please, Mr. Victory The Comic Insult Cat, and I'm leaving a $50 on the bar. Keep 'em coming...

(and a special HOORAY cos I'm spending my 900th post in the Blue Lizard!!)

[MrScorpio]

24. Le Chat, he likes!

[musette_sf]

27. mmmmm.... peaty.... smoky...

...hit me again!

[MrScorpio]

36. Again

[musette_sf]

49. ahhhh...

bigger and better than previous...

maybe one more... then keep the change, or buy someone a star with it :-)

[MrScorpio]

59. A moody one

[musette_sf]

60. thanks for dimming the lights

and lighting the candles. it's been a great first visit to the Blue Lizard. au revoir, Monsieur le Chat!

[RetroLounge]

20. Can I get a Mountain Dew?

:shrug:

RL

[MrScorpio]

28. Do the Dew

[RetroLounge]

61. AHHHhhhhhhhh!

That's good...

RL

[Huckebein the Raven]

23. Tequila Sunrise

[MrScorpio]

30. Yeah, boyee

[Huckebein the Raven]

38. That's what I'm talking about. Thank you sir.

[bigwillq]

25. Heineken, please!

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

31. Keeping it Dutch for you

[bigwillq]

Thanks!

:beer:

[Left Is Write]

26. May I please have a Gold Margarita on the rocks?

[MrScorpio]

33. Yes, you may

[FuzzySlippers]

35. I'm feeling high maintenance tonight.

I'll take a bottle of Dom Perignon, please.

[MrScorpio]

40. Time to try out my new sommelier

[FuzzySlippers]

42. Ooooh......nice!!!

Thanks!:hi:

[joneschick]

39. Thank God for you and the Lizard!

May I have a RobRoy, olives no fruit? If it happens to be really big or in multiples that would be good too. Thank you kind sir.

[MrScorpio]

44. In the back

[joneschick]

48. huh?

am I being dim? I hate it when that happens.:-(

[KyndCulture]

41. Oh yes!! Kynd sir might I have an Irish Coffee with extra whip cream

thank you!!!

[MrScorpio]

45. Extra it is

[Throd]

43. A sixer of malt liquor...

Olde English 800 or Colt 45.

Makes the liver quiver!

[MrScorpio]

47. Make sure to pour a little out for the homies who are gone

[Gold Metal Flake]

50. Seven & Seven, any old way.

Pleeeeeease?

[MrScorpio]

53. Any old way!

+

[Gold Metal Flake]

55. Ahh, that's the stuff!

[Parche]

51. BAR

My usual HEINEKEN bartender!!!!!

[MrScorpio]

54. Straight from Amsterdam

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

56. A short, but shitty week at work! A margarita please? Thanks! :)

[MrScorpio]

57. Now, enjoy your weekend

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

58. I'll take that as an order!

Looks yummy! Thank you, Mr. Scorpio!

[Redneck Socialist]

62. What'cha got on tap?

I'll have a draft. A nice IPA would hit the spot. :beer:

[MrScorpio]

66. Try this

[Redneck Socialist]

80. Hmmmm, doesn't look very IPA-ish, but...

I'll give it a try, I'm sure it's tasty.

[In_The_Wind]

63. thank you , thank you ! A Mango Margarita please

[MrScorpio]

67. The sacrifice of mangoes for your drink did not go in vain

[In_The_Wind]

70. lovely ~ a treat to the eyes and the palate

:toast::yourock:

[mark414]

64. ben franklin said that beer is proof god loves us

so i'll take one...a stella artois if you don't mind

[MrScorpio]

68. We should hang out in Brussels to get the real stuff

[thoughtanarchist]

65. Gin and Gin please,

something from the top shelf would be delightful.

[MrScorpio]

72. Swanky enough for you?

[thoughtanarchist]

74. Ooh that's nice n' dry...

Thanks barkeep!

[KyndCulture]

69. Barkeep's choice. I need a wake-me-up, please!

[MrScorpio]

73. Let's go with the Flaming Jesus

[KyndCulture]

77. mmmmm! with a side of Buddy Christ! healthy tip goes in jar!

[bif]

71. I've already done a "Who's Who" of booze

Johnny Walker, then white wine, then red wine, then Molsons Canadian. Where do I go from here? Bed? Not a bad idea.

[MrScorpio]

78. Sure thing

[thoughtanarchist]

75. 'Zit OK to smoke in here?

:smoke:

[MrScorpio]

79. That's what the patio is for

[Groggy]

76. Cruzan Coconut Rum.....

Sprite...and a splash of lime....PrEtTy PLeAsE???????

(little umbrella optional) :hi:

[MrScorpio]

81. Piechow!

[kedrys]

82. Sorry I'm late

Had a nap that lasted too long, and I'm still out of it. Irish coffee, pretty please. :hi:

[MrScorpio]

83. Irish enough for ye?

[kedrys]

85. Thank ye kind sir!

I feel better already! :bow:

[Ksec]

84. do you know how to make a tequila sunrise?

Id like on of those please. Heavy on the tequila Mr Scorpio. Ive had a day...oh I could talk...

[MrScorpio]

86. Ask and you will recieve

[Mr. McD]

87. Balvenie neat please

[MrScorpio]

88. Looks like you helped yourself

Enjoy

[neuvocat]

89. Get me a bottle of Blue Moon.

That stuff goes down smooth after a hard day.

[MrScorpio]

90. ...As should the good things in life