LostInAnomie
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:06 AM
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I drank some coffee today that was so strong... |
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... that it made my pee smell funny.
Fo' real.
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Jamastiene
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:07 AM
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1. Do you make it a habit |
Crazy Guggenheim
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:08 AM
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That happens to me all the time.
lol.
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:12 AM
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3. If my pee is orange... |
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It smells like Macaroni and Cheese.
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LostInAnomie
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:16 AM
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8. Ha Ha! Look at Chauncey go. |
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:17 AM
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:24 AM
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17. I wish I could see his hat wiggling on his head... |
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... and his other arm slapping the tub of "lady parts".
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:26 AM
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20. I wish I could watch two different cartoon shorts from the "Nature" ep. |
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One was a cartoon about tolerance and diversity (or so it seems)singing about "We should celebrate our differences!!", and then a bunch of stereotypical singing enters, with these crude-looking drawings of Chinese people (in the pointy hats) going "Ching-ching-ching..." and Africans going "Booga booga booga..."
The other one was a cartoon talking about segregation starring a cartoon mom(woman) who had the voice of a robust man.
It was on tonight, and I was laughing so hard...
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:33 AM
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I loved the clip of the of the mint where they make the dollar bills. The best parts were "Sacajawea was put on the dollar coin to remind the native Americans of what they died for... fine looking ladies." and "HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS SO I CAN PUKE ON YOUR LOW CLASS WORKING HANDS!"
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:43 AM
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22. This is what Mommy grovels for. |
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These are the faces of slave owners. Dead White men.
I was just LMAO...
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:12 AM
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Why don't you have some asparagus for lunch and report back to us later? :rofl:
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:13 AM
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5. Was it Asparagus Coffee? |
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:15 AM
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6. Excuse me while I pour out my cup of coffee . . . |
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and switch immediately to Coke. :puke:
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:15 AM
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7. What are you complaining about? One night cut a fart so bad |
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it woke me up out of a dead sleep.
:rofl:
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:16 AM
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Too much information.
:rofl:
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:18 AM
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11. I swear to God I do not know what happened. Watery eyes and |
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:22 AM
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14. Let me just suggest . . . |
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that you may have found the reason that nice guys last, or at least alone. :rofl:
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:24 AM
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:21 AM
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13. Dang, that's some good farting. |
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Once on a family trip my Dad cut one in the car that honest to God was so bad it gave me a sore throat. He just laughed and refused to roll down the windows.
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:23 AM
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"bad it gave me a sore throat"
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:23 AM
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I get accused of being dead and rotten on the inside. They but a Biohazard sign on my desk at work.
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:24 AM
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Sat Jun-04-05 03:21 AM
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Maybe you should think about how you urinate. If you are close enough to smell it then I think you got something wrong.
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