I am a woman with Wayward Nipples

[BuelahWitch]

Not cold, not turned on, they just have a mind of their own whether or not I'm wearing a harness (bra). Can I help it if they don't like to just sit around and let life pass them by?

Please save me from the Fundies! :cry:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3778550

[flakey_foont]

1. May have to investigate this

more closely

[expatriot]

2. you know... it took a while for your emoticon to load....

so for half a second there was the "picture icon" just sitting there.

I was like... "YESS!!!!!!!!!!! pics!!!!" And then I was like... damn.

[BuelahWitch]

6. LOL! Wouldn't pics get me booted off DU?

Kukla is much safer. Ollie was the damn biter...

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. lol

since when did the nipple become public enemy no. 1? I for one am not ashamed of mine and will not yell at them and tell them to go away on cold days! Nipples have feelings too you know! :evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

4. sing with me, classicfilmfan:

I am a poor, wayfaring nipple....

;)

[BikeWriter]

5. These problems should be taken in hand!

:)

[Arianrhod]

7. Wow, Kukla. :)

I always preferred Ollie, myself. Must be that dragon thing, as I was into Cecil, too.

Geez, I'm a fucking Freudian dream. . . .

Still, don't even get me started on the Romper Room babes. . . .

Be a Do Bee!

[immoderate]

8. How about Beulah the Witch!

On edit: if your picture of Beulah doesn't come up, try this link.
http://www.tvacres.com/horror_witches_beulah.htm

--IMM

[BuelahWitch]

10. Buelah was one liberated Witch!

I recently saw a video from the early '80s in which she admits to being a supporter of the ERA (Madame Ooglepuss, Tillstrom's operatic diva, on the other hand, was a Schlafly supporter).

Burr Tillstrom did alot of gentle kidding of politics (and some not so gentle as in his Berlin Wall hand ballet. See here:

http://users.ultinet.net/~kfo/berlin.html

The Kuklapolitans were a hoot. I just wish there was more stuff out there that I could see. My Wayward Nipples would enjoy it! ;)

[immoderate]

13. Thanks!

I will follow your nipples! :toast:

They're headed in a good direction!

--IMM

[KG]

9. i'm founding a home for wayward nipples.

[BuelahWitch]

12. There we go!

Then they could be nice and save from Fundies who would cover them with duct tape..

[BlueIris]

11. Me, too! We should start a club.

MOST OF THE WOMEN IN AMERICA AND OTHER COUNTRIES CAN BE IN IT.

Jesus Christ.

There are a thousand disgusting parts of most people, and come to think of it, especially men, I'd prefer not to look at. SO I DON'T LOOK AT THEM.

What assholes.

[FuzzySlippers]

14. I shouldn't go without a bra

but this makes me want to really, really bad.

[CanuckAmok]

15. Is that "Ollie" in your avatar?

Wow...you're old!

[BuelahWitch]

16. No, it's Kukla!

Ollie was the dragon with one tooth. You must be old as well if you at least know Ollie!