Still trying to figure out why pandas hate me

[CanuckAmok]

It it my complete lack of resemblance to bamboo? My Panda-skin lounge suit? My collection of shrunken panda skulls?

What is it?!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Maybe you look like one of their predatores?

[Zuni]

2. Pandas hate me for my freedoms

and for the fact I was a major Panda poacher for 23 yrs.:bounce:

[Lannes]

Your Panda Burgers?

[Zuni]

5. Those are good!

:9
I could go for throwing a few on the grill right now.
Work great with hamburger helper as well.

[GirlinContempt]

3. It's

the hair

[sundog]

4. the Cougar Urine cologne is too much

tone it down a bit :P

[Zuni]

6. but how else do I keep elk out of my yard?

[sundog]

8. shit around the periphery

usually works

[Zuni]

10. now thats just silly, Sundog

:crazy:
to go to all that length just to keep elk away from my tomato plants and my summer squash :P
I'd rather just douse myself in cat urine everyday and hope for the best. :bounce:

[mr_hat]

7. Pandas are judgmental and quick to hate.

[peacefreak]

9. Maybe

you don't pander enough to them.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. It's the hairplugs

They hate combovers too!