Post anything in this thread, and I will tell you to SHUT UP!

[Floogeldy]

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[brainshrub]

1. I want a beer.

[Floogeldy]

2. I don't.

So just SHUT UP!

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[saltpoint]

3. -- -- --

"There was a moon and a streetlight
I didn't know I had drunk such a lot
Till I pissed a tequila anaconda
the full length of the parking lot..."

--Joni Mitchell, "Shut Me Up and Talk to Me"

[Floogeldy]

5. Joni's so cool.

Nevertheless, SHUT UP!

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[saltpoint]

9. Thanks, Floog. I needed that. n/t

[Floogeldy]

24. I'm sorry?

I thought I told you to SHUT UP!

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[saltpoint]

30. = = =

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

:cry: :cry: :cry:

:pals: :pals: :pals:

[Floogeldy]

41. You can cry, blush, and be my pal . . .

. . . but SHUT UP!

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[Kire]

4. I haven't spoken to anyone in four years.

[Floogeldy]

8. That's sad.

Now, SHUT UP so you can make it five years!

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[Kire]

23. I like this.

great thread

[Floogeldy]

25. Thank you!

However, please do not hesitate to SHUT UP!

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[qnr]

32. self-delete

[Floogeldy]

37. Self-delete my ass . . .

. . . You still did not SHUT UP!

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[Kire]

46. I didn't like that

not mean enough

[Floogeldy]

47. Mean, shpean!

I'm telling you again to SHUT UP!

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[Kire]

76. I bet you won't tell me to shut up now.

n/t

[progmom]

6. Take me now.

;)

[Floogeldy]

13. I would gladly take you right now.

If you would just SHUT UP!

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[progmom]

43. you don't like talking during it?

no noises at all?

[Floogeldy]

45. What I like, and what I don't like, have nothing to do with . . .

. . . my telling you to SHUT UP!

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[LynneSin]

7. I think you're an amazing talented person!

:D

[Floogeldy]

15. I already knew you thought that.

So it is now safe for you to SHUT UP!

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[u4ic]

10. .

[Floogeldy]

17. This ain't first grade math class.

So feel free to SHUT UP any time now!

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[JVS]

11. I oppose attempts on Floogeldy's life!

[Floogeldy]

18. So do I.

SHUT UP about it since you might give someone ideas!

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[JVS]

20. Gee, that's right! It would be horrible to give someone the idea...

to come attack you with a chainsaw in your sleep!

[Floogeldy]

29. Some people just do not understand . . .

SHUT UP!

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[sparky_in_ma]

12. Floogeldy is so damn great!

And a snappy dresser.:thumbsup:

[Floogeldy]

19. Tell us something we don't know!

It is definitely time for you to drink a big glass of SHUT UP!

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[Me.]

14. You Are The Most Brilliant, Attractive

sought after, insightful, clever, amusing human on the planet.

Shall I shut up now?

[Floogeldy]

21. Gee, let me think . . .

. . . Okay.

SHUT UP!

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[dhinojosa]

16. When ever I try to tell conservatives the truth they always tell me to....

[Floogeldy]

22. SHUT UP!

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[Lady Effingbroke]

26. I asked my boss for a raise. You'll never guess what he told me...

[Floogeldy]

31. I'll take a wild guess . . .

. . . Hmmm. How about SHUT UP!

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[Droopy]

27. I've got the most amazing story to tell. It is truly life altering.

[Floogeldy]

35. Nice. However, before you tell the story . . .

. . . SHUT UP!

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[Cooley Hurd]

28. Cut his mike...

Shut up - JUST SHUT UP!

[Floogeldy]

36. Why, you . . .

. . . SHUT UP!

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[qnr]

33. A priest, a rabbi, a kangaroo and a robot visited a house of ill-repute...

[Floogeldy]

38. Yes, yes, go on . . .

. . . I changed my mind. SHUT UP!

[Chichiri]

34. Anyone who tells me to shut up in this thread . . .

. . . secretly wants to have sex with George W. Bush.

Anyone who doesn't use the exact words "shut up" but expresses a similar sentiment, wants to have a threesome with Dubya and Cheney.

[Floogeldy]

39. If what you said were true . . .

. . . then I would not tell you to shut up. But in reality . . .

SHUT UP!

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[Chichiri]

40. Heh, that's not how I would have handled it.

I would have posted a new thread, saying something along the lines of "A message for Chichiri -- SHUT UP!"

[Floogeldy]

42. I am a polite person.

Would you please be so kind as to SHUT UP!

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[pansypoo53219]

44. no

you shut up.

[Floogeldy]

48. Now, you listen to me.

SHUT UP!

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[man4allcats]

49. Ah, your grandmother wears combat boots. ;-)

[Floogeldy]

50. So what?

That does not mean that you are not supposed to SHUT UP!

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[Olney Blue]

51. I've developed a sure-fire strategy to impeach Bush.

[Floogeldy]

52. Take it to Congress

In the meantime, SHUT UP!

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[TOhioLiberal]

53. Hi...

Floogeldy!

[Floogeldy]

54. Hi!

NOW SHUT UP!

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[Arugula Latte]

55. Maybe you want to vary your response.

Like, "Zip it!" or "Shush!" or "Stuff a sock in it!"

[Floogeldy]

58. Good idea!

But since I am not asking for ideas from you, SHUT UP!

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[Shadowen]

56. You broke the rules of your own thread.

anything

There, now you can tell me to shut up, but what about all those poor folks you molested above me?

[Floogeldy]

60. Very clever.

But not too bright. In any case, SHUT UP!

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[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Seriously?

:evilfrown:

[Floogeldy]

62. Heh heh.

You can tug on my heart strings, give me a foot massage, or flash me that innocent look but I only know two final words.

SHUT UP!

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[RevolutionaryActs]

64. BWHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[Floogeldy]

67. Maybe you need to turn the volume up on your speakers?

I said SHUT UP!

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[RevolutionaryActs]

70. Wha?

What was that? I thought I heard something.... must have just been my computers fan buzzing.......

[Floogeldy]

78. Wha?

Wha d yo thin?

SHUT UP!

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[LostInAnomie]

59. Telling me to "Shut up" will result in me kicking my dog...

... let the guilt be on your head.

The same applies to any variation of the words "Shut" and/or "up". Also any response with a similar meaning will have the same results.

Your move, Floogeldy.

[Floogeldy]

63. Liar

Dogs, frogs, bogs, hogs and grogs, eh?

SHUT UP!

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[LostInAnomie]

68. Damn, you called my bluff!

You're a hard man, Floogeldy.

[Floogeldy]

80. You're wrong about me

So I absolutely must tell you to SHUT UP!

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[xmas74]

61. Tell me to shut up now, please.

[Floogeldy]

65. Are you listening real good?

Come closer.

SHUT UP!

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[xmas74]

66. Thank you.

I had a self-absorbed day and needed someone to ground me.

[Floogeldy]

71. Put your head on my shoulder and get tear stains all over my shirt.

It doesn't bother me. That's great, as long as you just SHUT UP!

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[xmas74]

72. Maybe after I finish painting my toenails.

[Floogeldy]

79. Not enough information

So SHUT UP!

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[fleabert]

69. how evil are you?

[Floogeldy]

73. If I wanted you to ask me a question . . .

. . . then I wouldn't be telling you to SHUT UP!

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[fleabert]

75. my kitten says shut up...

[Floogeldy]

82. Kool Kat!

However, SHUT UP!

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[FuzzySlippers]

74. I'm very fragile.

Please don't be mean to me.:cry:

[Floogeldy]

83. If it doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

So SHUT UP!

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[kittenpants]

77. I'm finished talking. n/t

[Floogeldy]

85. I know you are!

Because I say SHUT UP!

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[Jara sang]

81. Why don't you!

you know... shut up and stuff.

[Floogeldy]

91. Because YOU are going to do it for me!

All things being equal, you can now SHUT UP!

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[Orsino]

84. What should I NOT do? n/t

[Floogeldy]

86. I don't know what you should NOT do!

But you definitely SHOULD SHUT UP!

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[Orsino]

87. Is it true that only Republicans say "shut up"? n/t

[Floogeldy]

88. SHUT UP!

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[derby378]

89. I dare you to tell Reid Fleming to shut up

[Floogeldy]

90. I dare you to . . .

. . . SHUT UP!

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