Job application...

[BikeWriter]

Deer Alex,

I waunt to come to work for you at the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Candi


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......


Dear Candi,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

[JVS]

1. lol

[BikeWriter]

4. She has the credentials!

[RPM]

2. good christ

i think that she is holding onto that tree so she doesnt tip over!!!

[BikeWriter]

5. Yep, I think she needs a back brace!

[DS1]

3. They look real, but they're too big

she'd better be good at changing light bulbs, under my desk }(

[BikeWriter]

6. ROFLOL!