Crazy Conservative Christian stuff

[MrBenchley]

From the wonderful "Spocko's brain" blog...



"Faith, Family, Fetus, Flag and a GUN? WTF? Is this just bizarre or what? What kind of twisted version of the bible are they reading? Jesus Christ died for my right to hate gays and carry a gun?"

http://s88172659.onlinehome.us/2005/05/crazy-conservative-christian-stuff-vs.html

[bertha katzenengel]

1. faith, family, fetus, flag, firearm

To each his own.

[MrBenchley]

2. At least the gun is pointed away from the fetus....

(snicker)

[gmoney]

3. Don't forget it's probably made in a third-world sweatshop!

Lemmings...

[MrBenchley]

11. Probably...

[hickman1937]

4. That about covers their beliefs. Jesus is not part of their "faith".

He's just the beard for their mammon worship.

[Madrone]

6. Excellent point!

So obvious, I totally missed it. You're exactly right. No room for Jesus in the faith of the nutty fundies!

[Droopy]

5. That gun thing is a little spooky

I'm not against owning a gun, but I don't think that it is some great ideal to look up to. It sort of puts a dark shadow over the positive image that they are trying to create. Jesus was all about peace and loving kindness. I don't think he'd approve of the bracelet.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. DINGDINGDINGDING we have a WINNAH!

"I'm not against owning a gun, but I don't think that it is some great ideal to look up to."

Perfect. The TRUE liberal positions on guns in a nutshell. :thumbsup:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

7. hello

greetings from the Hogees.

[sasquatch]

8. Can I have one that has a handgun, beer, whiskey, a dead confederate,

and a buffet.

[RPM]

14. i'll take 12 of those please!!!! n/t

[CanuckAmok]

9. Dammit, I wish I was Photoshop savvy!

That just screams for parody...

Inverted cross: "Slayer"

family pic: "Swinging"

Fetus: "Alien 3"

flag: "body art"

gun: "marksmanship"

[NMMNG]

10. Oh, oh I get it

I stand for:

My faith over all others
Homophobia
Anti-choice
US imperialism and...
Shooting anybody who disagrees with me

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Precisely!

[CornField]

12. Anyone have the link to the full ad?

Based on what I see here, I'd love to look at the marketing ploys on the rest of it. (PM it to me if you have it)

[Deja Q]

13. Forgot DEATH PENALTY... oh, the fetus looks like it's wielding a gun too.

and which country? That flag doesn't look like the American one. Wrong colors.

[tsakshaug]

15. Yikes!!

http://www.metrospy.com/

strange things

[GOPBasher]

17. These people are nuts.

I'd laugh if it weren't for the fact that they have control of our government.

[Patiod]

19. I submitted this to Fark for a photoshop contest

I doubt they'll do it, but it would be GREAT