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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:24 AM
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Poll question: What underwear would Jesus wear?
cause i'm going shopping tomorrow & i need to make responsible decisions :P
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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1. Too hot for commando a thong for sure.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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3. you get that nice breeze going
my vote is for commando
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:28 AM
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9. same here, for the same reason
air out the nethers :D
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:30 AM
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10. true... long hikes & such
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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2. I'd like to think he'd wear a kilt. n/t
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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4. Commando, definitely.
His "holiness" should never be covered. :P
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:26 AM
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5. Where is the option for "None"?
Are you assuming that everyone wears underwear?
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:35 AM
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12. "commando"
is the word for none
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:55 AM
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17. I guess you do learn something new everyday! (n/t)
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:26 AM
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6. Commando. Because Jesus would be seriously packing.
Just a hunch. :-)
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 12:00 PM
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23. WOW! A new take on Jesus that's
for sure. I'll never think of him in the same way again.

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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:26 AM
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7. one of these
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Atlas Mugged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:35 AM
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13. Thanks for poisoning my brain
Now I must - absolutely MUST - photoshop a pic of Jesus on the cross with "Home Of The Whopper" on his loincloth.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:28 AM
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8. Anybody look up His robe?
I say commando. :9
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:34 AM
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11. Well, if you go by the usual pictures, it was a diaper/loincloth thing.
Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 10:36 AM by AntiCoup2K4
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:36 AM
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14. I'd love to see Sundog in one of those
:evilgrin:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:37 AM
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15. no you wouldn't
:scared:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 11:00 AM
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18. I'm not convinced
Post one and I'll let you know :evilgrin:
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 11:52 AM
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20. You kids stop it!! You made me spew my mid-day coffee
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 11:59 AM
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22. Yeah, let's see sundog in one of those. I'll second that!
:-)
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 10:37 AM
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16. How did they keep those on before safety pins
I wonder ....
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 11:50 AM
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19. I can see somebody asking Jesus what underwear he wants to wear
and he responds, "Verily I say unto you it is those with nothing whom my ministry must serve. Let linens flow to their needy hands this day."

He'd probably use his native tongue and not English, but I think he'd be generous with anything he could find if it would help the poor, and I doubt if he'd be brand- or style-specific.



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Felix Mala Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:16 PM
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29. He would stand with a swash of calico decorously held
in front of his genitals (the trinity?) by two flying cherubim carefully keeping it's place, if we can believe classical paintings. But each cherub would require his own pair of cherubs to hoist a smaller cloth, but to similar affect, before their sinful human bits. And each pair would have their own pair, ad infinitum.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 09:24 PM
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31. "Calico Undergarments -- Angel-Soft!"
Hi, Feles Mala. I'm thinking that Jim Dobson would have a heart attack to hear of your equating the Trinity with the genitalia of the Galilean.

And that would be a good thing.

Loved your post and the language. Very very nice stuff.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 11:58 AM
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21. Commando
Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 11:58 AM by realisticphish
but, if i had to choose, boxers, definately
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 12:05 PM
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24. Damn. I am *so* going to hell now and -
Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 12:07 PM by 94114_San_Francisco
it's all your fault! :spank: :evilgrin:
edit: "commando"
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 01:16 PM
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25. The really important question
is what brand of cigarettes would Jesus smoke?;-)
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 01:20 PM
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26. Gauloises nt
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 01:22 PM
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27. other - whatever they sell at Kmart
otherwise he's definitely not wearing his underwear.
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Yit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 01:41 PM
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28. I'm guessing Holy ones.
Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 02:19 PM by Yit
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Jessica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:19 PM
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30. We should make this into a new bracelet.
W U W J W
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