sundog
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:24 AM
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Poll question: What underwear would Jesus wear? |
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cause i'm going shopping tomorrow & i need to make responsible decisions :P
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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1. Too hot for commando a thong for sure. |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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3. you get that nice breeze going |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:28 AM
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9. same here, for the same reason |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:30 AM
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10. true... long hikes & such |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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2. I'd like to think he'd wear a kilt. n/t |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:25 AM
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His "holiness" should never be covered. :P
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:26 AM
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5. Where is the option for "None"? |
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Are you assuming that everyone wears underwear?
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:35 AM
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:55 AM
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17. I guess you do learn something new everyday! (n/t) |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:26 AM
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6. Commando. Because Jesus would be seriously packing. |
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Mon Jun-06-05 12:00 PM
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23. WOW! A new take on Jesus that's |
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for sure. I'll never think of him in the same way again.
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:26 AM
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:35 AM
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13. Thanks for poisoning my brain |
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Now I must - absolutely MUST - photoshop a pic of Jesus on the cross with "Home Of The Whopper" on his loincloth.
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:28 AM
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8. Anybody look up His robe? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:34 AM
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11. Well, if you go by the usual pictures, it was a diaper/loincloth thing. |
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Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 10:36 AM by AntiCoup2K4
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:36 AM
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14. I'd love to see Sundog in one of those |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:37 AM
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Mon Jun-06-05 11:00 AM
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Post one and I'll let you know :evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-06-05 11:52 AM
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20. You kids stop it!! You made me spew my mid-day coffee |
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Mon Jun-06-05 11:59 AM
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22. Yeah, let's see sundog in one of those. I'll second that! |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:37 AM
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16. How did they keep those on before safety pins |
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Mon Jun-06-05 11:50 AM
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19. I can see somebody asking Jesus what underwear he wants to wear |
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and he responds, "Verily I say unto you it is those with nothing whom my ministry must serve. Let linens flow to their needy hands this day."
He'd probably use his native tongue and not English, but I think he'd be generous with anything he could find if it would help the poor, and I doubt if he'd be brand- or style-specific.
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:16 PM
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29. He would stand with a swash of calico decorously held |
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in front of his genitals (the trinity?) by two flying cherubim carefully keeping it's place, if we can believe classical paintings. But each cherub would require his own pair of cherubs to hoist a smaller cloth, but to similar affect, before their sinful human bits. And each pair would have their own pair, ad infinitum.
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Mon Jun-06-05 09:24 PM
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31. "Calico Undergarments -- Angel-Soft!" |
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Hi, Feles Mala. I'm thinking that Jim Dobson would have a heart attack to hear of your equating the Trinity with the genitalia of the Galilean.
And that would be a good thing.
Loved your post and the language. Very very nice stuff.
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Mon Jun-06-05 11:58 AM
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Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 11:58 AM by realisticphish
but, if i had to choose, boxers, definately
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Mon Jun-06-05 12:05 PM
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24. Damn. I am *so* going to hell now and - |
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Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 12:07 PM by 94114_San_Francisco
it's all your fault! :spank: :evilgrin: edit: "commando"
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Mon Jun-06-05 01:16 PM
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25. The really important question |
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is what brand of cigarettes would Jesus smoke?;-)
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Mon Jun-06-05 01:20 PM
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Mon Jun-06-05 01:22 PM
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27. other - whatever they sell at Kmart |
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otherwise he's definitely not wearing his underwear.
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Mon Jun-06-05 01:41 PM
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28. I'm guessing Holy ones. |
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Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 02:19 PM by Yit
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:19 PM
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30. We should make this into a new bracelet. |
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