What Movie Have You Memorized (And Quote) The Most Lines From?

[arwalden]

For me... there are two that are tied for first place: "Life of Brian" and "The Women" (My runners-up: "Young Frankenstein", "Steel Magnolias" and "Princess Bride".)

[chickenscratching]

1. Princess Bride as well

:sigh:

[sundog]

2. Hedwig & the Angry Inch

[chickenscratching]

4. oh you cheater

only because it's a musical! :P

what a great film, hey?

john cameron mitchell: :wow:

[Cannikin]

3. Arwalden, you named most of my favs...

We should get together for a movie night! :)

[arwalden]

28. It's A Date!!

Let me know when you're in the DC area and I'll get some folks together. We'll pop in some DVD's, get a couple of trays full of munchies... the adult beverage of your choice... recliners or big floor pillows... and a big-screen TV!

[Strawman]

5. Fletch or Police Academy 2

Back in my movie memorizing days (early teens) that was pretty much the kind of crap I enjoyed. The fact that they were probably both on HBO about a zillion times during the mid-late 80's didn't hurt either.

[ET Awful]

24. It's all ball bearings these days.

:evilgrin:

[Strawman]

51. Maybe I need a refresher course n/t

[ET Awful]

64. It's from Fletch

Along with . . .

I'm Dr. Rosenpenis.

[Strawman]

69. I know

"Come on guys. Maybe you need a refresher course. Hey! It's all ball bearings now a days. Now prepare that fetzer valve with some Three-In-One oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need about ten quarts of antifreeze, preferably Prestone. No... no, make that Quaker State."

[ET Awful]

72. D'oh I missed the reference :)

My brain hangs with "ball bearings" and stops there :)

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Fight Club and The Big Lebowski

Sometimes Pulp Fiction.

[progmom]

7. West Side Story

What's Up Doc.
The Out-of-Towners (original with Jack Lemmon)

[Misunderestimator]

45. I was going to say none, but if we're talking musicals...

there are dozens... WSS being one of them.

[lenidog]

8. I would say that it would be "Tombstone" and "The Princess Bride"

[crispini]

9. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My entire family has large chunks of this down verbatim and will often crack each other up by simply citing two words from an entire skit. Yes, we're weird. :P

[kwassa]

21. "Bring me a shrubbery!" "It's only a flesh wound."

[crispini]

52. "Ow do you know 'e's a king?"

"He hasn't got shit on 'im!"

[kwassa]

66. we're a radico-syndicalist commune ....

whatever that line is! A hilarious scene.

[Lisa]

121. "Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

[Bok_Tukalo]

128. "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system

of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me... They'd put me away!"

[driver8]

133. "King, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you..."

That quote seems appropriate these days...

[Debbi801]

10. Princess Bride and My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

[terrya]

11. "The Lion in Winter"

The very literate script by James Goldman (based on his play) is most quotable.

[noonwitch]

47. My favorite movie! I also like quoting the evil fairy godmother/Shrek 2

Jennifer Saunders (aka Edina Monsoon) did the voice.

"Would somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate"

"Ogres don't live happily ever after"

"I helped you with your happily ever after and I can take it back just like this"

[Felix Mala]

65. This is a great speech to know at parties: "You're so ambitious,

aren't you? You know what you look like with you nice bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed hustling rube, aren't you agent Starling? That accent you try so hard to hide gives you away. Pure West Virginia. What does your daddy do, my dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? I know how quickly the boys found you. All those sticky, tedious fumblings in the backseats of cars. And you only dreaming of getting out. Getting anywhere. Getting all the way to F.B.I

Silence of the Lambs...

Animal House is eminently helpful with a wide range of quotes for many situations. My favorite:

The question here is not whether we broke a few rules about alcohol or took advantage of our female party guests. We did..."

[BlueIris]

12. So I Married An Axe Murderer.

"Dad, how can you hate The Colonel (Sanders)?"

"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, SMARTASS!!!"

[TheProphetess]

53. I love the scenes about "Head"

"He's got a gargantuan cranium"

[driver8]

134. Heed!! Paper!! Now!!!

Move that gargantuan noggin, if ya' can...look at that thing...it's like an orange on a toothpick!!

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

"So, who's in this...pentaveret?"

"The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothchilds...and Colonel Sanders before he wents tits up!"

That movie kills me. That character, Charlie's father, is one of the funniest characters ever. I read that Mike Myers based that character on his own father.

[Lisa]

158. "There's a piper doon!"

My co-worker thinks that's one of the funniest movie scenes ever.

[mac56]

13. Myself: "A Hard Day's Night"

Among my family: "Young Frankenstein" and "The Emperor's New Groove".

[kwassa]

20. "It's Paul's grandfather. He's very clean!"

[mac56]

32. "She looks more like him than I do."

nm

[xultar]

14. S-T-R-I-P-E-S!

:patriot: Lighten up Francis!

[MindPilot]

38. what kind of training, son?

AR-AR-AR ARMY TRAINING, SIR!

[11 Bravo]

15. "Cool Hand Luke"

"What we have here, is failure to communicate."

[ET Awful]

25. Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

:)

[lpbk2713]

105. My mind is right, Boss.

Just don't beat me no more.

[lpbk2713]

107. *Unforgiven* had a lot of good lines....

Munny: You'd better bury Ned right; and don't go cuttin' up... nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons-a-bitches.


Little Bill Daggett: I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.


Little Bill Daggett: Well sir, you just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

[AverageJoe]

16. Barfly

Wanda: "I hate cops. Don't you hate cops?"
Henry: "No, but I seem to feel better when they're not around."

Other misc. lines from the film:

Old Codger to Henry: "That's just the nature of the way things woiks."

Old Codger to Henry: "Nothin' but dumb luck, mothther f***er."
Henry to Old Codger: "Yeah, but that counts too!"

Wanda: "See, the angels are everywhere."
Henry: "It's about time those f***ers came out of hiding."

And my very favorite, from Henry to all the barflies. He's buying drinks for the bar as he prepares himself to fight his nemesis Eddie one more time:

"To all my friends!" (Must be said with enormous gusto!)

[aden_nak]

17. "Grosse Pointe Blank" and "Fight Club".

[atomic-fly]

18. Raising Arizona!

Alright, you hayseeds! It's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Bank Patron:
Well, which is it young fellah? You want I should freeze, or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And, if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

[Divameow77]

19. I just watched The Princess Bride with my 7 year old

the other day, it was his first time and he liked it.

[ET Awful]

22. Oh Brother Where Art Thou :)

Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before strained circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

___________


Everett: Got a name, do you?

Blind Seer: I have no name.

Everett: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...


__________

and of course . . .

Oh George! Not the livestock.

[wovenpaint]

150. Damn! We're in a tight spot

:rofl:
That movie gets funnier every time I watch it...
Also love quoting The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, etc.
The line in Delores Clairborne when Kathy Bates is told that "sometimes being a b*tch is all a woman has to fall back on" -yipes!

[Trigger Hippie]

23. Dr. Strangelove

Bat Guano, if that is your name.

And of course, precious bodily fluids :)

[TheCentepedeShoes]

119. "You can't fight in here

this is the war room!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Pretty in Pink...

Like...why can't I find a decent song here??

Are you mad??

I could go on. :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

27. Tootsie. For example:

"I'm very proud of being a woman, Dr. Brewster. I'm proud of this hospital, and you should be too. And before I let it be destroyed by your petty tyrannies -- your callous inhumanity, sir -- I will recommend to the Board that you be thrown out into the street! Now good day, sir. I said good day."

"Tough cookie."

"Well, I gave her that direction."

"No, there's something more."

"Something about her bothers me, Rita, does it bother you?"

"I like it. We'll send the contracts over to George today, Miss Michaels."

I could do more . . .

[LizW]

31. Did "I said good DAY!" originate with Tootsie?

My kids say that all the time, and I don't know where they got it, because until recently they had never seen the movie.

One day "Tootsie" was on tv and I made them watch so they could see that scene. They thought it was hysterical.

:D

[bertha katzenengel]

37. It's an awesome movie. The funniest one on my top ten list.

"You slut." :rofl:

[Divameow77]

41. Fex on That 70's Show says "I said good day" all the time

that is probably where your kids got it.

[LizW]

43. That's probably it. n/t

[Burma Jones]

87. No, It was in Willie Wonka

Earlier than Tootsie.....

[LizW]

91. Really? Oh, my gosh!

I have to watch that again! I love that movie.

I gotta tell you, though, Johnny Depp creeps me out in the remake that's coming out soon.

[Burma Jones]

92. Yeah, Gene Wilder says it to Grandpa near the end of the flick

And I think you're right, Johnny Depp will be a 'way darker and creepier Wonka, but I think that's to a lot of peoples' tastes....

[mondo joe]

116. I'm prettty sure it's in The Red Shoes (1948) predating Wonka too!

[Mad_Dem_X]

75. "A guy named Les is sending you candy?"

One of the funniest movie scenes EVER.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

29. "Goodfellas" and "The Women"

[Tyrone Slothrop]

30. Fish Called Wanda, Raising Arizona, Dr. Strangelove

at various points in my life.

I still remember most of Raising Arizona even though I haven't seen it in years.

And Strangelove is my favorite movie ever -- so I end up watching it several times a year.

[kwassa]

68. Don't call me stupid!

"Apes don't read Nietzsche!"

"Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it!"

[MindPilot]

33. Best anti-war movie ever: Apocalypse Now

Never get out of the boat.

There's no CO here.

Charging a man with murder in this place is like handing out speeding tickets at Indy.

Charlie don't surf! If I say it is safe to surf this beach, young captain, it is safe to surf this beach!!

Do you want to fight? Or surf?

Goddamn assassin! Jesus Christ don't these people ever give up?!

[CitrusLib]

34. Caddyshack

[Crankie Avalon]

49. Me, too...

...a roommate in college had it and it became a tradition to watch it as a way of staying up for class after working on an all nighter.

"...didn't want to do it; felt I...owed it to them."

[gmoney]

79. "Here at Augusta, the Cinderella story..."

SO many great lines and scenes from what is, frankly, not much of a story...

"If we kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock us up and throw away the key..."

A friend uses "I've got my best man on it" whenever someone asks him about a bullshit project...

Funny how Groundskeeper Willy is sort of a morph between Carl (Bill Murray) and his boss (the raging Scotsman).

[Patiod]

156. So I got that goin for me, which is nice.

[cry baby]

35. Ghostbusters...

"that's one big twinky", "Are you the keymaster?", "Lenny, Lenny, you will be saving the lives of millions of voters", "It's the Sta-Puft Marshmellow Man", "Nimble little minx, isn't she", "Cats and dogs sleeping together, mass hysteria!" etc...

[shawn703]

36. Pulp Fiction

I'm also pretty good with the original Star Wars trilogy

[CBHagman]

39. Casablanca.

"I'm shocked -- shocked," etc.

There's also Young Frankenstein, of course, and The Lion in Winter.

And any film involving Monty Python OR Peter Lorre. It's a pity they never worked together. :-)

On edit: Oops, forgot Sense and Sensibility.

"What do you know of my heart? What do you know of anything but your own suffering?"

[billyskank]

40. The Blues Brothers

and also, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs and Airplane! (I & II). Gives you an idea of the kind of intellectual level my brother and I are on. :)

[GOPBasher]

42. Monte Python and the Holy Grail. n/t

[Patiod]

44. Tombstone

Our favorites:

Doc: "I have not yet begun to defile myself."

Doc: "Yes, I know. You are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

Doc: "You know why I'm here. My hypocrisy only goes so far."

McMasters: "Where's Wyatt?"
Doc: "Down at the creek. Walking on water."

Doc: "I'm your huckleberry. Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."


Val Kilmer deserved a supporting-actor nomination for that role. But then again, he got all the best lines. Pure Gold.

And of course, there's Ike:
"Listen, Mr. Kansas Law-dog. Law don't go around her. Savvy?"

[driver8]

132. I love that movie!! So many great lines...

I love that scene where Wyatt goes in and takes the poker game away from Billy Bob Thornton.

Johnny Tyler: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Val Kilmer is awesome in that movie...

[NoPasaran]

46. Repo Man

"Sometimes people just explode. Natural Causes."

[Zuni]

71. HOLY SHIT

I am repo man guy myself. The above line is one of my all time favorite movie quotes.

"I don't know a repo man who don't take speed..."

[gmoney]

80. "Plate of Shrimp"

Wow... so many lines are steeped into my lexicon that I'm hardly aware that they're FROM Repo Man.

"I gotta get my wife's car out of this BAD AREA..."

[Zuni]

127. one of the all time funniest films ever

" Do you want me to check the trunk?" "John Wayne came to the door wearing a dress" "here, have a beer kid".

nothing in that movie makes one bit of sense

Otto

[MrScorpio]

48. Star Wars and Dirty Harry

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

"Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking, 'Did he fire five shots or did he fire six?' Well in all this confusion, I really don't know myself. But since this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the whole world and it'll blow your head clean off, you've got to ask a question, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, PUNK?"

[SnohoDem]

50. It's a tossup

between "Young Frankenstein" and "Withnail & I".

[MissMillie]

54. I'm completely serious.... and stop calling me Shirley.

Airplane! of course!

[billyskank]

57. But that's not important right now!

"How soon can we land?"

"Well, I can't say."

"You can tell me, I'm a doctor!"

"No, I mean I don't know!"

"Well, can't you take a guess?"

"Well, not for another two hours."

"You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

:D

[MissMillie]

61. You just got a telegram from headquarters

"Headquarters! What is it?"

"It's a big building where generals meet but that's not important right not."

**********************************

"I haven't feel this sick since we saw that Ronad Reagan film."


*********************************

"Rob never has a second cup of coffee at home."

*********************************

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar."

"When will you be back?"

"I can't tell you that. It's classified."

[gmoney]

81. "that's where it happened..."

"Over Macho Grande?"

"I'll never get over Macho Grande."


Name me one movie in the past 10 years as funny and enduring as Airplane and I'll buy you a beer.

[Lannes]

55. Holy Grail

[grace0418]

56. Office Space, 16 Candles, Napoleon Dynamite, Better Off Dead

Best in Show, Some Like it Hot and Moonstruck.

Match the quote with the movie...

• "Franch bread, Franch dressing, Franch fries, and to drink...TA-DA... Pairu!"

• "Most of the time I slap it!"

• "Fresh breath is a priority in my life."

• "It's Cosmo's moon!"

• "Yeaaaaaah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and work on Saturday."

• "Tina you fat lard come and get your dinner!"

• "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts..."

[TheProphetess]

58. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

and I have most of the Phantom of the Opera memorized - I guess that counts since they've made it into a movie now. :)

[catmandu57]

59. Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid

Billy breaks jail:
Man in the street: Bonny's killed Bell.
Deputy Bob Olinger looking up to the balcony: Yeah, he's killed me too.
Billy the kid with Olinger's sawed off double barrel: How's jesus look to you now bob?
Boom: 16 thin dimes open up bob.

[jakefrep]

60. Shaft (original)

Cop: Where you goin' Shaft?
Shaft: To get LAID! Where you goin'?

[UrbScotty]

62. It's a Wonderful Life: "No man is a failure who has friends." And...

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

[hyphenate]

63. Probably Blazing Saddles

after seeing it so many times.

However, due to TNT's generosity and lazy programming, they've run movies like 10-15 during a month, so I could probably quote Double Jeopardy quite a bit as well. Not to mention certain scenes in, of all things, True Lies.

[HughBeaumont]

67. Clockwork Orange, of course

The Shawshank Redemption
Full Metal Jacket
Truman Show
The Sandlot
La Bamba (but who HASN'T memorized the dialogue to that one)
All three Back to the Futures
Office Space

[Martin Eden]

145. No time for the old in-and-out, love

...just came to read the meter!

[melissinha]

70. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Star Wars

Gotta love Dick Van Dyke!!!!

[WeRQ4U]

73. The Odd Couple and N.L. Christmas Vacation

Both immortal.

[Iterate]

74. Fargo

"Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me."

[MrSlayer]

76. All Star Wars, Blazing Saddles, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, Slap Shot....

Young Frankenstein, Meaning of Life, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead, tons more.

[fleabert]

77. heathers, the princess bride, raw, and eddie izzard's stuff- nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

78. The Usual Suspects, Steel Magnolias, Hard Day's Night

"To a cop, the answer is always simple. If you've got a body and you think the brother did it, chances are you're right."

"I've got immunity!"
"Not from me, you don't! You got no immunity from me, you piece of shit!"

****

"I don't go to the theater, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't go to the movies because they're all trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in them. And I don't read books because if they're any good, they're gonna make them into a miniseries."

****

"Pardon me, but who's that little old man?"
"Uh, what little old man?"
"THAT little old man."
"Oh, him...oh, he's my grandfather."
"Your grandfather? But I've seen your grandfather; he lives at your house."
"Oh, that's my grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well."
"How so?"
"Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is my other one."

Okay, I'll stop now. LOL

[edbermac]

82. Koyaanisqatsi...

I have all the dialog committed to memory.

[4_Legs_Good]

85. LMAO

:)

david

[Cooley Hurd]

83. The Godfather...

I and II, but not III.;)

Leave the gun, take the canolis...:D

[Iterate]

89. Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin'.

"This I cannot do."

"Don't ask me about my business, Kay."

[Cooley Hurd]

90. "this I cannot do..."

"That is not justice; your daughter is still alive."

Fucking greatest movie EVER!:thumbsup:

[Iterate]

96. Is the eye-talian food good here?

Agreed. All-in-all it has to be the best, though I know plenty of people just don't see it that way.

We play the movie quote game all the time, usually with something we've just seen, and usually the lines are worn thin within a week or so. Dialog from Fawlty Towers still gets used most often, but damn, 30+ years later hardly a week goes by without a GF reference.

[Cooley Hurd]

97. Famous last words:

[Iterate]

103. That's my family Kay, it's not me.

[mondo joe]

106. You know my fadda? Men are coming here to kill him.

You understand? Now help me, please.

[Iterate]

113. You think too much of me, kid - I'm not that clever.

[kodi]

154. least we forget "he sleeps with the fishes"

godfather has more sayings that have entered the common culture than any movie except maybe casablanca and apocalypse now.

and note that two of the films were done by francis ford copolla

could anyone keep a straight face if someone said to you "I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse" or "someday, and that day may never come i will ask you to do a favor for me."

but my all-time favorite is

"i love the smell of napalm in the morning."

[4_Legs_Good]

84. Midnight Run

But I got a lot more in my repertoire too...

#2 would probably be "My Dinner With Andre"

david

[Kire]

147. both of those are my favorites

94 bottles of beer. on. the. wall.

[Jara sang]

86. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Raising Arizona

[Burma Jones]

88. Caddyshack, Holy Grail, Animal House

Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny. Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: By height.

Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Spalding: Ahoy polloi!

Spalding: This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik: Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

Al Czervik: I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Carl Spackler: Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny? Danny Noonan: Every day. Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem? Danny Noonan: I don't know.

Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish.

Ty Webb: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.

Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college. Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.

[Iterate]

93. Catch-22. "We all work for Milo."

Milo: We're gonna come out of this war rich!
Yossarian: You're gonna come out rich. We're gonna come out dead.

Milo: Is it really that bad?
Yossarian: It's cotton!

XO: All you have to do is be our pal. Say nice things about us. Tell the folks at home what a good job we're doing. Take our offer Yossarian.
Cathcart: Either that or a court-martial for desertion.

[Initech]

94. Probably Spaceballs.

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"

"What is this? Where are we in the movie?"

"Sir?"
"WHAT?"
"Dont you think we're being too literal?"

[sakabatou]

95. Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!

[WeRQ4U]

102. "How about you guys, have you found anything?..."

"Man, we ain't found SHIT!"

[Initech]

152. What have I done? My brains are going into my feet!

Is everybody good?

Then why dont we take a five minute break?

Smoke if you got 'em!

[UncleSepp]

98. The Jerk

It's our family's favorite movie. Mom, Dad, Sis, and I can practically recite the entire movie, end to end, and are howling with laughter a minute before the funny parts actually come on screen.

[Strawman]

111. St. Louis?

Other favorite is when Mr. Hartoonian says "look on the bright side, you also destroyed a church!"

[Iterate]

112. The new phone book's are here!

"Things are going to start happening to me now."

[VOX]

99. The Outlaw Josey Wales: "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

"There's another old saying, Senator -- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

"Well, are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

"All I have is this piece of hard candy. But it's not for eating, it's for lookin' through."

I've seen this movie WAY too many times!!!! :crazy:

[mondo joe]

100. Napoleon Dynamite, Silence ofthe Lambs, Aliens, Pink Flamingos

and Hairspray!

But I rarely get to use the Pink Flamingos quotes.

[LeftyMom]

101. Holy Grail

I know pretty much the whole movie by heart. Oh, and Star Trek IV (that's the one where they go to 80's San Francisco to get a pair of Humpbacks.)

[xmas74]

104. Rocky Horror.

I used to go as Columbia but did Janet a few times too.

[ksilvas]

108. Chris Coopers character in the movie-"Matewan"

"I just could'nt see the sense in workers fighten workers"

[pmbryant]

109. Office Space, these days

Once upon a time the answer would have been "Princess Bride." And before that, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

I'm surprised "Office Space" hasn't been mentioned more often.

--Peter

[Orsino]

110. (Branagh's) Henry V, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

The former 'cause it's my most favoritest flick ever, and the latter because it made its looooong run on HBO the year my frat house got cable--we would chant along.

[undeterred]

114. The Graduate

Sounds pretty half-baked to me, son.
Oh no sir, it's completely baked.


:popcorn:

[unsavedtrash]

115. Love Story, A Knights Tale, and The Shawshank Redemption

[stanwyck]

117. The Big Lebowski

Saving Arizona and Fargo.

[Feron]

118. Blazing Saddles, Hairspray, and The Producers

"Oh Papa Tooney, we got a looney!" :D

[Dude_CalmDown]

120. Big Lebowski / Spaceballs / Half Baked / Fight Club

The Big Lebowski mostly. The other 3 I watch whenever I don't watch The Big Lebowski. I still laugh out loud during every moment of that movie.

[Jamastiene]

122. The Goonies

and The Return Of The Living Dead. My favorites "I want to eat your brains!" and "Rabies, rabies, rabies!"

[dolo amber]

123. Raising Arizona

I can quote that movie verbatim, which is incredibly disturbing for anyone who's watching it within close proximity. :D

[Atlas Mugged]

124. 'All About Eve'

"They all look like unhappy bunnies".- Monroe

'Who's Afraid Of Virginia Bush'

'Bigger Longer Uncut'

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

125. The Sting

Glad to meet you, kid. You're a real horse's ass.

You see that fellow in the red sweater over there? His name's Danny McCoy. Works a few of the protection rackets for Canarro and he's waiting for something better to happen. Danny and I have known each other since we were six. Take a good look at that face, Floyd, because if he ever finds out I can be beat by one lousy grifter, I'll have to kill him.

Dukey, if this thing blows up, the feds will be the least of our problems.

Sit down and shut up, willya? Try not to live up to all my expectations.

I'm filling in part time, 'til I can get a train ticket out of here.
Yeah, where you goin'?
I dunno; depends what train I get on.

[Bok_Tukalo]

126. Network

<ope>

[Crazy Guggenheim]

129. Wall Street.

Daryl Hannah: "You're going to find that having and loosing it is worse than never having it at all."

[iconoclastic cat]

130. Yeah, many of the Python flicks.

Most of my repertoire is from The Simpsons, though.

[General Zod]

131. Slap Shot!

"Fucking Chrysler Plant, here I come!"---Johnny Upton

"Trade me right fucking now!" ---Dennis Lemieux

"Johnny always says you can only drink so much and screw so much"---

Shirley Upton

"What'd the old man trade for those assholes, a used puck bag?"---Johnny Upton

"Think they show Speed Racer here?"---one of the Hanson Brothers

"They teach you how to underline in college" " Not the sex scenes they don't"----Ned Braden, Reggie Dunlop.

"You go to the box, for 2 minutes by yourself, you feel shame... then you get free"--Dennis Lemieux

....and countless more.

[driver8]

135. The Commitments and "Diner"

Jimmy Rabbitte: Elvis is not soul.
Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: Elvis is God.
Jimmy Rabbitte: I never pictured God with a fat gut and corset singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace.

[samplegirl]

136. Shawshank Redemption

Get busy living or get busy dying.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

137. "Clerks"

"Whatchoo want Grizzly Adams?"

[Theres-a]

139. I'm not even supposed to be here today!

I love that movie.

[Toby109]

138. Didn't see Butch Cassiday

mentioned:

"Boy I got vision and the rest of the world wears bi-focals"

"Who are those guys"

"The next time I say let's go to someplace like Bolivia, let's go to someplace like Bolivia"

[Patiod]

155. S: I can't swim B: You crazy? The fall will probably kill you.

Sundance: "You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at."

Butch: "Well we're back in business boys and girls, just like the old days."

[Theres-a]

140. The Matrix

Welcome to the desert of the real.There is no spoon.Take the red pill.

[Allenberg]

141. The Godfather.

I've been known to recite a bunch of lines from The American President as well.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

142. Airplane.

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

And many more.

[yellowdogintexas]

143. "Victor, Victoria"

"Nothing worse than an old queen with a head cold"


"CCCCOCKKKRRROOOACH!"

"I'm so hungry I would sleep with you for a meatball"

Norma: "I just love French men"
Tottie" "Ohh so do I my dear, so do I"

"On Tuesdays, Mr Casals only sees Giannini, the world's greatest barber"

waiter in dumpy cafe:
"Wonderful, now I got a Rockyfeller and a Marx brother"

There are so many great lines from all of the movies mentioned,

leave us not forget the Wizard of Oz!!!!!!

'follow the yellow brick road'
'I'll get you and your little dog too'
'I'm melting, melting'
'lions and tigers and bears...oh my
'pay no attention to the man behind the curtain'
'poppies, poppies, will put them to sleep'
'Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore'

[Parrcrow]

144. The Commitments

The Godfather, Holy Grail and Dr Strangelove.

Oh and R Lee Ermey's lines in Full Metal Jacket.

[Kire]

146. Easy Rider

don't get me started, it's a guaranteed flashback for sure

[Left Is Write]

148. Dazed & Confused, I'd say.

Maybe GWTW.

[derby378]

149. Robocop

I know, I know, but Kurtwood Smith's character (Clarence Boddicker) is just another type of evil altogether. "Come on, Sal! The Stockers are playing - TO-NIIIIGHT! And I never miss a game."

[zann725]

151. "Lion in Winter"

"...WE are the origins of war. Not history’s forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other kind of thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. For the love of god can’t we love each other a little? That’s how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children.. WE could change the world."

Katherine (to her sons) in “Lion in Winter”

[Ladyhawk]

153. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Airplane, Star Wars IV and V n/t

[Bullwinkle925]

157. "Hello Wall" - "I DO hope so - I've always wanted to travel".....

'Shirley Valentine'.

OR - "Those AREN'T pillows"! "How 'bout those Bears"! - 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles'.