RobertSeattle
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:33 PM
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I was just within 20 feets of Dick Cheney |
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His motorcade was going south on 5th Avenue in Seattle while I was walking down the street. It happened so fast didn't have a chance to tell him he is "#1"... :evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:36 PM
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And you didn't die from the smell of rot in the air? :evilgrin:
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Not_Giving_Up
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:36 PM
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2. Do you now feel as though you need a shower? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:37 PM
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3. Could you feel the cold presence of pure evil? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:39 PM
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4. Are the decontamination units anywhere nearby or will you have to go |
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Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 02:39 PM by Shoeempress
home for a hot shower?
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KT2000
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:51 PM
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or could you see the wires sticking out?
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Mon Jun-06-05 02:53 PM
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Those treatments they make from ten year old virgins must be giving him some protection.
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Arbustosux
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:25 PM
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7. Did his Limo look like one of those Wraiths |
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that so tortured Bilbo Baggins??
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Mon Jun-06-05 05:37 PM
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see yourself in the mirror? :scared:
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Mon Jun-06-05 05:39 PM
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9. I personally would have |
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washed off the vomit before posting on DU...but that's just me. :)
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:27 PM
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10. If you're still nauseated after 24 hours, see your doctor. |
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You don't want to get dehydrated from "beast exposure." :evilgrin:
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Arugula Latte
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:51 PM
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11. Did he leave a slime trail of evil ooze? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:55 PM
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12. You should have given his limo the finger! |
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If he were that close to me, I would have given him a one-finger salute if you know what I mean!
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