Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

The most outrageous nonsense you will read on DU today.

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:55 PM
Original message
The most outrageous nonsense you will read on DU today.
I am going to have transgender surgery. My new name will be Bert. Mrs. V. is changing her name to Ernie (although she will remain female).

And if you believe that . . .
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:56 PM
Response to Original message
1. Do you have bridges for sale too?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:57 PM
Response to Original message
2. ya got a bridge ya wanna sell?
just sayin

:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Modem Butterfly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:58 PM
Response to Original message
3. Then will you be a lesbian, or heterosexual?
I mean once the surgery is over and all.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:59 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. depends on if she wants to keep the toaster
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 03:03 PM
Response to Reply #3
9. I haven't thought it out that far yet.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 02:59 PM
Response to Original message
5. Ahhh, I see! LOLOLOL!
Do you have some nice beachfront land in Florida for sale as well?

:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 03:00 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. No! In ARIZONA!
:bounce:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 03:02 PM
Response to Reply #6
8. Oh my God.....
That's even *ummmmm* better!

:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-05 03:02 PM
Response to Original message
7. Is there such a thing as a penis bank?
How does one donate a penis?:shrug::silly:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Tue May 07th 2024, 07:02 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC