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Mon Jun-06-05 04:02 PM
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I'll answer your questions |
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Just because I'm cool like that
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:06 PM
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1. why do birds suddenly appear |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:17 PM
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They long to be
Close to Yooou!
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:07 PM
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2. What are the rules for making a left turn on red? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:13 PM
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5. It's gotta be 4 o'clock in the morning |
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No other cars, cops or traffic cameras on the street
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You're on a one way street and the only direction for the street at the intersection is left, with no traffic in sight, pedestrian or otherwise
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:16 PM
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on a one way street turning onto a one way street.
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:22 PM
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:12 PM
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3. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:13 PM
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:18 PM
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11. Eurotrash...specifically one from a trendy nightclub |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:20 PM
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14. I hear that she swallows |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:24 PM
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18. The former Warsaw pact is heating up |
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since the Berlin wall fell, out own domestic porn industry has greatly benefitted
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:13 PM
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4. How can I get my kids to brush properly? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:16 PM
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8. Show them the Big Book of British Teeth |
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If that doesn't work, buy a cattle prod
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:18 PM
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10. you caught the Simpsons quote in there |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:18 PM
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I feel like I spend way too much time on DU, but whenever I try to moderate it, it back fires: how do I find a reasonable balance?
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:21 PM
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Outdoors and away from the computer
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:32 PM
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that did help me out a great deal this weekend
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:20 PM
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13. How many licks does it take to get to the center.... |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:25 PM
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20. I'll defer to an expert |
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Lil Kim! "How Many Licks" Hold up So what you're saying is, oh (@?&!? got me pissed like Lil' Kim) You want to get freaky again, aight A-ooh-ah-ooh Oh, oh, oh, oh
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces Ah hell I even &%$! with different races A white dude - his name was John He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm Dan my !@&$ from Down South Used to like me to spank him and $&@ in his *&!@!h And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh) And he didn't give a *$ (Uh-huh)\
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Ooops, Wrong expert
THREE!
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:31 PM
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26. Sounded pretty much like expert commentary to me. |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:23 PM
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17. How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall? |
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I've been wonderin' about that one for years...
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:27 PM
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21. Back in the 90's, the answer was five |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:25 PM
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19. Why do I spaz out about Trent Reznor about once |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:29 PM
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23. Because that's how often he becomes relevant |
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:30 PM
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24. And that is how often I remember that he is hot. |
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I know he's short but I can't help it. Still hot.
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:29 PM
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22. How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck |
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if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I've always wanted to know.
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:32 PM
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27. This is Chuck Wood... |
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Even he doesn't know the answer to that fucking question. And he has a PhD from Brown Univ. http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/vwteam/cwood.htmlSorry, you're hosed
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:30 PM
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25. Will the Pistons win 2nite? Will the U-M softball team win the CWS? |
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Have I ever used "2nite" on DU?
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Mon Jun-06-05 04:33 PM
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29. They fucking better... |
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