Merope215
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:25 PM
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I walked past Tom DeLay's office today. Ask me anything! |
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:26 PM
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1. Are you going to take a shower now? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:28 PM
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2. Did it smell like....fear? |
Merope215
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:21 PM
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Haha. His office is in a great spot...but I literally did a double-take (I was on my way to a meeting) when I saw the name posted on the door.
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:20 PM
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:29 PM
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3. Does smoke leak out under the door and screams of the damned |
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ring down the hallways? :evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:24 PM
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but the House just came back to session, so I'm not sure they've got the full Forces of Evil fired up yet. Don't worry, I'm sure they're working on it. :P
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:30 PM
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4. Is He REALLY A Dickhead? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:27 PM
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But judging from the media reports...my guess would be a resounding yes. :evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:30 PM
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5. you should have "marked your territory" |
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if you know what I mean :P
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:31 PM
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:33 PM
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6. What did it smell like? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:32 PM
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they keep the lingering stench of corruption securely bottled up inside the inner sanctum, i'd guess.
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:35 PM
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7. Did you succeed in destroying the ring? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:36 PM
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21. no, but i have all summer |
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Perhaps I can project enough karma in his direction that the ring will be destroyed. :P
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:36 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-06-05 08:37 PM by Merope215
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:36 PM
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8. He has a nice location |
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on the ground floor of Longworth, in the front.
Maybe he'll get the ground floor at Leavenworth too.
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:26 PM
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15. My best friend's uncle does riot at Leavenworth. |
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He's also a lifelong Dem. He'd take reaaaaaaaaaly good care of him there.
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:02 PM
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:39 PM
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9. Pockets filled with garlic? |
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Armed with a crucifix? Silver bullets?
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:05 PM
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28. Alas, I was unprepared |
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Just wandered by on my way to somewhere else. Next time, though, I'll make sure I'm properly protected. Don't want to take any chances, do I? :P
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Mon Jun-06-05 06:45 PM
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10. Is it true he has a chronic masturbation problem? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:16 PM
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29. Haha, I wouldn't know about that |
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Nor would I want to, thank you very much! :puke:
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:22 PM
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13. Do the whores display their wares in the windows |
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or do you have to go inside to check them out?
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:19 PM
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31. Nah, I think the whores stay on K Street |
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most of the time. At least I hope so. They have their own little red-light district over there, though I don't think they see it that way.
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:34 PM
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19. What building is it in again? |
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I think I passed by his Majority Leader's office but not his official office.
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:49 PM
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At least, if that's his official office. I'm pretty sure it is - right down the hall from Dennis Hastert. Are you in DC? You should PM me! :hi:
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:34 PM
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20. Did you see bag of money lying around? Or bagmen? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 09:18 PM
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25. Was Howard Hunt in town? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 08:40 PM
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23. Were there any semen stains ? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 09:17 PM
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24. Do the homeless sleep outside his door? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 09:19 PM
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26. Does tomato juice work for that? n/t |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:18 PM
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30. Did ya fart really loud at his door? |
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:48 PM
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Really. I have to get a grip on my tentative grasps at maturity. :P
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:52 PM
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34. Well a few years ago a group of my co-workers were visiting |
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the Senate chambers/touring the building and when we got to Trent Lott's office I asked an aide if we could try on some of his head rugs.
The kid laughed and said they were at the cleaners.
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Mon Jun-06-05 10:56 PM
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That's AWESOME. I'm surprised the intern was cool enough to laugh it off - most of the ones I know are uptight as hell!
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