I want to be the host on a Fox "reality" show like this new Hell's Kitchen

[ET Awful]

tripe. I mean . . . All you have to do is cuss at people and be a prick and you get paid LOTS of money.

Hell, I can do that!

[Used and Abused]

1. I can't wait for the show to air tonight! nt

[ET Awful]

3. LMAO . . . Get this, one of the contestants actually has the first name

Dewberry.

WHAT THE FUCK?

[ComerPerro]

2. Or just be a right wing radio host

Same deal, except you can slander and lie your ass off without consequence.

[ET Awful]

4. Yeah, but on Fox, you don't have to just sit int he same studio all day

You at least get to move around instead of just sit there and get fat :)

[elperromagico]

5. This food is shit. You should be manufacturing rat poison,

not cooking in a restaurant of any consequence.

Holy shit. It's Simon Cowell gourmet-style.

[ET Awful]

6. Yup. I hate to admit, but he had me laughing :) n/t

[elperromagico]

7. Cruelty with a British accent seems more acceptable to Americans.

Mark my words: There will come a time when there is a reality show which consists of a Brit beating the shit out of the contestants, while singing selections from the works of Gilbert and Sullivan.

Just you wait.

[ET Awful]

8. I changed my mind after watching a few more minutes.

This dude is a major prick.

[Nailzberg]

9. I happen to produce FOX reality. Tell me more over lunch.

Koi, about 2:00 PM, whatda say?

I'm thinking we can call it the HMS Pain-a-fore.

[elperromagico]

11. As long as we don't have to eat at Hell's Kitchen.

That place is for shit. :D

[stellanoir]

10. ET

I sincerely don't believe you could ever be quite that awful. You're simply too kind. My son wants to watch that show at 9. I really don't want to but I will. He's so obnoxious. Ughhhhh.

[ET Awful]

12. Hehehehe, Come on. Give some credit.

You've never seen me go after computer users at work :evilgrin: