I'd Like to Buy the World a _______ (don't say Coke)

[mopaul]

my choices would be:

1: a sandwich
2: a shrubbery
3: a date

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Clue.

[unsavedtrash]

24. I second that

[Reverend_Smitty]

27. that was the first thing that popped into my mind as well

[Cha]

2. I'd like to buy the World a

CLUE!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. new reality

[saracat]

4. joint! So they would chill out! But only if legal!

;)

[Trigger Hippie]

33. That's exactly what I'm thinking ....

:hi:

[Bullwinkle925]

5. "Conscience".

[MissMillie]

35. that's what first came to my mind as well

gmta

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. BRAIN

[Carni]

"an enema"

So they can pass their bush and wipe their cheney

[mopaul]

15. yeah, a high treason colonic after work with friends

rummy, ricey, wolfie and perlie

[Carni]

21. I'm thinking draino maybe acetone?

But I am not sure what would work better!

[mr_hat]

7. Rubber. And some ear plugs.

[Catch22Dem]

8. Dime bag & some papers (n/t)

[mopaul]

9. would also consider a duck

[sniffa]

10. vaLium

[xmas74]

13. I was thinking Xanax but not a bad choice.

[mopaul]

11. would also have accepted "a vowell"

[CanuckAmok]

12. pan-dimentional knot-forger.

Because we need one.

[mopaul]

30. yes, we need one of those pretty badly

?

[arwalden]

14. Big Black Dildo

[mopaul]

18. that's what my mom used to sing when that commercial came on

how queer you should mention it

[Deja Q]

16. Hooker.

The world's problems can be summed up by one of two things:

1. Personal greed.
2. Sexual frustration, part of which goes back to #1...

[qnr]

17. A book of their choice

No worries about saying "Coke" - I don't hate the world that much.

[Beetwasher]

19. Fucked Pope

:evilgrin:

[Duncan Grant]

20. LMAO!

:rofl: :yourock:

[arwalden]

29. Oh Mary!

:rofl: :spray:

[peekaloo]

22. way back machine

for the fundies and RePigs so they could escape and go back to that perfect place/time in America when all was good and righteous. Of course the fuckers would be dematerialized and scattered throughout the cosmos since such a place/time never fucking existed.


or a bong hit.

[Jara sang]

23. 1. a gram of blow

2. a small plastic baggie filled with nose candy
3. a bunch of cocaine

[Zuni]

25. a prostitute

[Lannes]

26. An electric car

[mopaul]

32. i want a flying car

i thought for sure we'd all have a jetson's car by now.

[bif]

28. I'd like to buy the world some coke...

[iconoclastic cat]

31. ...a brain. Morans.

[DelawareValleyDem]

34. lapdance

[Hugin]

36. Good reply...

Who'd you suggest? Venus?