Insult me.

[progmom]

I'm in a mood.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. you smell

like pretty flowers :loveya:

[progmom]

60. aw.

:hi:

:)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

128. for me to poop on!

:evilgrin:

;-)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. Dickwad.

I mean SERIOUS wuss.

[progmom]

59. that's all you got?

:eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. You... you..... erm.... uh.....

I can't insult you, sorry.

How about a hug instead? :hug:

[progmom]

58. thanks sis!

:hug:

[candy]

4. You're not even worth insulting !

[progmom]

5. ooooh - that's good!

:thumbsup:

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. That smiliey reminds me of Dragon Ball Z for some reason

and I can't insult you. Sorry.

:)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

7. I can't do it

You're too nice.

[progmom]

8. hi!

i have missed you! :pals:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. Hi progmom

:hi:

I've been busy preparing for my trip out of England, I'm going to Missouri for a month from Wednesday :)

(I have missed you too) :loveya:

[liberalitch]

9. Working myself up to insult you has angered me so...

that I can't think of any insults.... I need to calm down

[derby378]

10. I have to have a good reason to insult you

I can't just do it for the hell of it.

[progmom]

70. um

your mama?

i'm no good at it either.

[Richardo]

11. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away before I taunt you a second time.



:)

[progmom]

13. do it again!!!

[Richardo]

33. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough..

...wiper. I fart in your general direction. :hi:

[progmom]

35. mmmmm

curry?

[Richardo]

41. Stuffed cabbage!

God we're sick

[progmom]

42. isn't it fun tho?

i like being sick sometimes.

[Richardo]

45. GMTA progmom

;-)

[MrSandman]

12. Go green....

Spartans rule:evilgrin:

[progmom]

meh

I'm not a big Michigan fan. But nice effort!

[MrSandman]

25. Couldn't be personal....

Sorry.

[Orsino]

15. Gynococcus spirochete! n/t

[progmom]

27. i'm lazy

save me the trouble of googling?

[Orsino]

28. Waiting For Godot

A Didi/Gogo insult duel escalates, ending with: "Critic!"

[Martin Eden]

16. You're not worth insulting

I don't waste my zingers on bored moms fishing for the opposite of a compliment.

[progmom]

20. wow! that is excellent!

:applause:

you might be the winner so far!

[Martin Eden]

49. That's because it was a real insult.

.. and truly mean-spirited (even if I DID contradict myself by delivering a zinger).

I'm not really a mean person ... just trying to oblige your request.

[progmom]

55. it was great

it felt real.

i was moderately insulted at first!

:hi:

[kittenpants]

17. why are you in a mood?

[kittenpants]

21. oh yeah, and you suck.... (now I feel bad. I'm sorry)

[progmom]

31. i asked for it

:hi:

[progmom]

23. i think it's been the general tone of the lounge today

it's got me in a fightin' mood.

:hi:

[Parrcrow]

18. I can't insult you, so.....

someone you like is an asshole!:grr:

[progmom]

62. you're too nice

...i think. :crazy:

[salinen]

19. You are the love child of

Ann Coulter and Ken Mehlman.

[progmom]

63. evil. pure evil!

:D

[iconoclastic cat]

22. I fart in your general direction! I wave my genitals at your elders!

[progmom]

34. how are your genitals?

my elders might not be insulted... :shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

24. why bother?

It'd be like insulting cat vomit.

[progmom]

67. i see what you mean

[Lannes]

26. You hate Jazz

You really would rather hear the Jerry Falwell singers :P

[progmom]

64. gasp!

:wow:

[JohnKleeb]

29. No

[progmom]

69. hey bro

:hug:

[JohnKleeb]

93. Hey

:hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

30. C.H.U.D.

*running for my life*

[Jara sang]

37. Xna on the UD-CHay Fuzzy.

you trying to get me killed?

[progmom]

57. you'd better run!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

32. You listen to Michael Savage, and agree with what he says. (nt)

[progmom]

51. why i outta

:grr:

[Floogeldy]

36. Your armpits smell like rotten eggs!

}(

[progmom]

40. let me check

nope. more like rotten citrus. :hi:

[Floogeldy]

52. Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

B-)

[In_The_Wind]

38. you're tall!

so there

[progmom]

50. yeah.

aren't i lucky? :D

[In_The_Wind]

56. yes

psst ... and you're not too hard to look at either

[progmom]

81. oy

:blush:

[MrScorpio]

39. Oh boy, the games we could play

It's not meant to be!

[progmom]

43. sigh....

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

44. I HATE

that you live so far away from me

[progmom]

47. aw. sniff.

[GirlinContempt]

53. Thats right!

I said it!

:loveya:

[Skittles]

46. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS PROGMOM

YES INDEED

[progmom]

48. YAY!!!

:bounce:

[Wapsie B]

54. Oh quit your bellyaching.

Big crybaby.

[progmom]

61. you know me too well

:cry:

[Wapsie B]

65. god you don't know how hard

it was for me to write that. even in jest.

[progmom]

75. aw sweetie

:hug:

[MazeRat7]

66. Your beautiful.

[progmom]

73. hey baby!

:hi:

[elshiva]

68. I LOVE YOU!!!

:loveya: :hug: You are a groovy person.

Cannot insult you, but Frist is a fucking hypocrite, does that count?

[progmom]

78. and i love you!!!!

:loveya:

[elshiva]

126. Thank you!

Feeling Fristy?

[sundog]

71. i can't

i'm in a mood myself

[progmom]

76. wanna chat?

:think:

[sundog]

89. tomorrow...

i have to be up at an ungodly hour... i'll just wallow in self pity for a bit & crash early... and be all better when the sun rises :)

love ya j :hug:

[Floogeldy]

72. You give lousy head!

}(

[progmom]

74. i'll try harder next time

:hi:

[Floogeldy]

82. Uh . . .

. . . I . . don't . . .

:blush:

[Zuni]

88. I love your "can do" attitude

[Left Is Write]

77. No.

[progmom]

79. you must really hate me

:crazy:

[Left Is Write]

90. No.

I just have a hard time insulting people I like and respect.

:D

[unsavedtrash]

80. you can suck shit from my bleeding asshole

good enough? :hi:

[neuvocat]

83. That's a command to do something, not an insult.

[unsavedtrash]

91. thanks for clearing that up. better now?

[neuvocat]

100. Yes, that is much better.

[progmom]

85. wow.

the imagery. nice! :hi:

[BamaLefty]

84. Stupid Bitch

Burn in hell you ugly motherfucker.

No, don't we like you... ;)

[progmom]

87. you're good at this!

:hi:

[BamaLefty]

147. Yeah...

But I was saving the best for last...

and that word is...

REPUBLICAN :rofl:

[Zuni]

86. Sometimes you play tracks I wouldn't count as among my favorite Jazz

recordings on your radio show, but for the most part I love listening to you. :loveya:

Sorry, but you asked for me to hit you with a dose of nastiness :hi:

[progmom]

95. yeah, me too

I have to play 3-4 new releases per hour. Sometimes those new releases suck. :shrug:

[Zuni]

98. You know what I liked though?

That 17 year old Russian kid frpm KC (I don't remember his name). He was amazingly good on the piano

[progmom]

109. Eldar

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

92. Fine. You're not the foxiest lady in DU Land.

x(

[progmom]

96. it's true

mrs beastman is! :loveya:

[Beware the Beast Man]

99. Dern tootin!

:hi:

[bettyellen]

94. grr

x( :* :mad: :eyes: :crazy: :grr: :thumbsdown:

[JohnKleeb]

97. youre sending mixed messages

:P please leave a call at the beep.
BEEP

[bettyellen]

102. mixed messages

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

103. Yeah I couldnt tell whether that was an insult or not

and are you sure your keyboard is broken.

[progmom]

101. that's the best you can do?

:eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

104. give her a break

She must have been baking brownies during that part of school that teaches you to insult people.

[bettyellen]

110. :shrug:

:rofl: :grouphug:

[JohnKleeb]

117. mmmmmm brownies

you know I am alcohol free for the past two months.

[bettyellen]

124. free

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :hug:

[bettyellen]

105. that's the best

:banghead: :argh: :shrug: :loveya:

[progmom]

106. what's with all the smileys?

btw - :loveya: !!!!

[bettyellen]

115. Toss the fucker in the dishwasher..

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Is your caps lock on? B Calm Jun-05-05 08:25 AM #1
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Toss the fucker in the dishwasher.. Omphaloskepsis Jun-05-05 08:42 AM #4
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Yes.. Omphaloskepsis Jun-05-05 09:19 AM #10
WhatTheHellITsWorthAShot!

[progmom]

116. it worked?????

wow.

[bettyellen]

120. worked?????"

:argh:

[progmom]

122. oh. no?

i think my laptop is fucked. sounds like there's a squirrel in there.

[bettyellen]

129. no

:spank: :loveya:

[orleans]

107. shut up! shut up-shut up-shut up!

this is the same email subject heading i sent to chris matthews last week after watching part of "hardball".

[progmom]

111. i like!

:hi:

[orleans]

127. thank you.

(aw, progmom, you know i was only kidding about the shut up bit. i really don't want you to shut up. .....but i sure as hell wanted chris matthews to shut up and i let him know!)

:hi:

[neuvocat]

108. You went to clown college and you still failed cuz you ain't funny.

Was that a good one? Was it? Was it?

[progmom]

113. well - it's a good attempt

:hug:

[neuvocat]

132. Oh. Well then you're unpatriotic.

How was that?

[SnohoDem]

112. Huh. I _saw_ your picture.

You're gorgeous. :hi:

[progmom]

114. wow.

:wow: :blush:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

118. No, progmom, I cannot insult you...

You are dear to me...I can only insult when I'm EXTREMELY ANGRY. And that is rare, fortunately...

Hope your mood improves very soon!


:pals:

[progmom]

123. actually - this has been very fun!

:D

[SOteric]

119. These people don't know how to hurl an insult.

Isn't anyone going to call you a goobersmooching poopyhead or sumthin?!

[progmom]

121. i know - really!

:shrug:

[Zuni]

125. U R poOpyheAd

ha ha

[halobeam]

130. you suck....

nope....can't do it. Didn't want to let you down, but I can't think of anything horrible to say to you, you're too sweet!:pals:

[progmom]

131. thanks for trying!

:hi:

[Bleacher Creature]

133. You have a lot in common with George W.

You asked for it.

[BlueIris]

134. You make me sad.

Was that good enough?

[progmom]

I made you sad?

:(

Really?

[BlueIris]

136. Yup. Terribly, horribly sad.

I'm mostly over it, now. Some therapy; night in front of the cable television stations I pay too much for, a couple of Xanax. It's getting better.

[progmom]

143. for a brief moment

i thought something i had said in the breastfeeding thread had been horribly misinterpreted. :rofl:

[progmom]

135. I made you sad?

:(

Really?

[Hugin]

137. Hah! You call yourself an artist!

My child has brought home macaroni art better than yours!

[progmom]

140. yes, but i make better macaroni

and cheese! ;)

[Hugin]

142. She's pretty good at that too.

:P

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

138. You have bad taste in gender.

:D

[progmom]

139. well that made my day

:loveya:

[chickenscratching]

141. hey, beautiful lady!

GOSH! DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO NICE ALL THE TIME?!


:hug:

[progmom]

144. nope

i'm horrible in person. :hi:

[FizzFuzz]

145. may the lice of a thousand camels infest your pubic hairs.

OK?

Annnd, I have never listened to your radio shoe.

oops, ....neither have I heard your show. (actually only because I wasn't paying attention so don't know the web address. Hope there's a web address, my am radio doesnt work. NOt that I'm planning to listen or anything.)

[progmom]

151. that's icky!!

www.wemu.org

:)

[FizzFuzz]

156. 'Tis.

Hey you weren't supposed to be nice and give me a link! You were supposed to curse me with ass boils every third Tuesday or something similar.

Weren't you?



(thanks for the link :D )

[TyeDye75]

146. You madam are a contemptuous popinjay

awww I cant do it....i didnt mean it

[progmom]

152. you're sweet

:hi:

[Patiod]

148. Go fly a kite

Oh wait, you did that yesterday...

[progmom]

153. i love flying kites

good idea!

[kmla]

149. It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.

I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

Howzat?

Aren't search engines great?


:hi:

[progmom]

150. excellent!

:thumbsup:

[swag]

154. Has anyone mentioned your poopie hiney yet?

Oh, I thought so.

[RPM]

155. I refuse to insult a fine citizen of the lounge such as yourself.

I just can not do that. I hope your mood improves.

[DistressedAmerican]

157. No, You're Not Even Worth It!

[mac56]

158. Sorry, just can't do it.

Not even in jest. You're too nice.

[bridgit]

159. it's probably too late for me to insult you...

:cry:

[progmom]

160. no - go ahead!

tho i will say again - i feel like maybe we got most of that out of our systems on our first meeting... ;)

[bridgit]

163. no dear, that was it...

[norml]

161. Your words are empty hollow bleatings of a mental crutch

Your words are empty hollow bleatings
Of a mental crutch
They're open-festered indigestion
With a velvet touch
An ether-eating Eskimo
Would gag upon your sight
Convulsed into oblivion
>From laughter or from fright
A coma with a sweet aroma
Is your only dream
Malignant with the misconception
That a grunt can gleam
Your lichen-covered corpuscles
Are filthy to my fist
Infection is your finest flower
Mildewed in the mist.

[Rabrrrrrr]

162. How could I insult one of the most beautiful of all DUers?

Far from it! I shall instead compliment you.

:yourock:

[SKKY]

164. Progmon, you're an anal-dwelling ass-monkey who should have...

...been booted off DU a long, long time ago.

[Lucky Luciano]

165. You strike me as someone who would get along with b*sh and

pickles!

:P