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Blonde Golf Joke. Ladies? Dont hit me.
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Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow had gone directly in.

They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions he asked, "OK, so who was playing the yellow ball?"

(Of course, they could have been blonde GUYS. The joke never specifies, after all.)

Blonde guy joke.

Q) Why do blonde girls have black and blue belly buttons?
A)Cause blonde guys are stupid too!
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