Tell me something negative, and I'll turn it into a positive

[Modem Butterfly]

Bring it on, lounge lizards!

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. "George W. Bush" n/t

[Modem Butterfly]

3. Lame Duck President will never hold office again

[trotsky]

2. Electron n/t

[Modem Butterfly]

4. Proton

[trotsky]

7. Hey, you can't turn an electron into a proton!

On these forums, we obey the laws of physics!

[Modem Butterfly]

11. Electrons and protons meet neutrons

And make atoms with their swirly three-somes.

[trotsky]

13. Did I hear Modem Butterfly mention three-somes?

Be still, my beating heart...

[Modem Butterfly]

15. Down boy

I've got a Chow and I'm not afraid to use it.

[Hugin]

5. I got billed for using 29,000 gallons of water.

Looking over my dusty lot with it's farm of
moisture collectors... I just don't see the lake.

[Modem Butterfly]

8. Now you can get to know the water people really well!

And meeting new people makes life interesting!

[movie_girl99]

6. my boss is a huge steaming POS n/t

[Modem Butterfly]

10. But on the plus side, now you have someone to blame...

...your mistakes on.

[movie_girl99]

26. excellent point..thanks!

[Modem Butterfly]

30. You know, given the right circumstances and a bit of caution...

...you can use a really shitty boss as a cover for all sorts of incompetence and fecklessness.

[Jara sang]

9. I don't believe in "positive" and "negative"

Actually that statement id more neutral.

[NuttyFluffers]

12. poo pudding pops.

melting slowly in the sun and dribbling down your arms.

(no, you don't have to eat it)

[Modem Butterfly]

14. Some people really like that

Now you have a business opportunity!

[AlienGirl]

16. My credit score is 500.

[Modem Butterfly]

18. At least you can stop worrying about identity theft

[trotsky]

29. LOL, oh that's good.

Callous, but good. :)

[Modem Butterfly]

32. I have been there

There's a certain freedom in being completely screwed. It's sad, but true, there's a lot of shit you don't have to worry about when you have lousy credit.

[kick-ass-bob]

17. my headphones at work broke

now what do I listen to?

[Modem Butterfly]

20. Why, your own inner thoughts and earworms

Here, I'll get you started:

"Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy
And I feel like loving you!"

[asthmaticeog]

19. The Holocaust

[Modem Butterfly]

22. Humanity now knows its full capacity for evil

Remembering it is another thing

[neweurope]

21. I'm beginning to have more nettles and brambles than flowers

in my garden and can't see how I'll ever get it right again...

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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Modem Butterfly]

24. Think of all the money you'll save on water and garden supplies!

[neweurope]

28. Ah well, yes, and nettles are good for butterflies *sigh*

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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Beware the Beast Man]

23. The Messiah.

[Modem Butterfly]

25. Without The Messiah, Handle would have had to stop composing

Also, The Messiah was a definite turning point in the idea that vocal music could be written in English.

[Misunderestimator]

27. The Pope.

:)

[Modem Butterfly]

31. Now drag queens have someone to aspire to

A little healthy competition is good for us all!

[MissHoneychurch]

33. my bf

he is gone till September ;(

[Modem Butterfly]

34. Great! Me time!

Time to do all those chick things guys aren't into.

[MissHoneychurch]

35. but I have a lot of me-time when he is here also

because I only see him on weekends.

[Modem Butterfly]

36. Well now you have time to get REALLY hot

Make him really miss you Monday through Friday!

[MissHoneychurch]

37. I am already doing that

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

38. you're wrong!

:hi:

[Modem Butterfly]

39. But on the plus side

I have lots of learning experiences!

[progmom]

40. .

;)

[Spacemom]

41. My husband and I aren't getting along

My husband and I went to bed mad last night. We made one rule when we got married (12 years ago), "Never go to bed angry." We broke it for the first time last night. :(

[Modem Butterfly]

42. The worst fights are always followed by the best make ups

Plus, if nothing else is accomplished, at least you cleared the air.