New Evidence Suggests Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs

[BlueJazz]

Damn..Every time I'm sure of the age of the earth these Fundamentalists come up with scientific proof that I could be wrong..

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.html

[Dufaeth]

1. Oy

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[Dr.Phool]

8. Burka's optional?

I've been to the sight for years. It's great parody, but it hits really close to the true fundamaniac mindset.

[GOPBasher]

2. For some reason, the word "nutcases" is ringing in my head. n/t

[RebelOne]

It is a satire site. Not for real.

[GOPBasher]

5. Oops. I didn't realize that. hehehe.. Well, good parady, then! n/t

[mac56]

4. or "parody"

:evilgrin:

[GOPBasher]

6. Yeah, I didn't realize that. Oops. But, it's a good parady! n/t

[Dufaeth]

3. This site is fake

look at the side bar

[aeolian]

7. "The Lord is just amazing"

:rofl: