U.S. MILITARY HAS TEAM OF 'UNDERGROUND SUBMARINES' STALKING IRAN

[underpants]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61689

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- America's military arsenal includes a deadly new weapon: Submarine-like craft that travel underground instead of underwater!

Dubbed Subterranean Underground Vehicles, or SUVs, 14 of the top-secret vessels are already roving far beneath the sands of Iran, poised to launch a surprise attack if it becomes necessary to overthrow the rogue regime.

"They're mega-gasguzzlers, but that's no problem since they clandestinely tap into Iran's oil wells," said a reliable Pentagon source.

The source refused to provide details of the highly classified technology. But he warned: "If Iranian officials don't play ball with Uncle Sam they'll face dire consequences."

[Spinzonner]

1. Hope they watch out for Sand Sharks

[jus_the_facts]

12. SandWORMS in sand *dunes*.....

.....gonna harvest some o'that desert *spice* while they're at it too I bet!
;-)

[pinkpops]

2. SUV's?

[Richardo]

3. Meet the new source for the 'all news' CNN

Great article.


'SUVs' :rofl:

[Roland99]

4. Hmm...and they run on crude oil! No need to refine it!

Sweet!

[Ready4Change]

11. It's a miracle for sure!

To guzzle lots of fuel, you gotta have lots of air to mix it with for burning.

And you need some manner of clearing the exhaust.

Except this administrations actions are supported by higher powers, which have clearly annulled a few laws of physics and allow this miraculous vehicles to deliver packages of freedom to evil regimes.

[Raster]

5. land shark...candygram... Load of shite.

[MindPilot]

6. Since when is Tehran in Iraq?

"SUVs are already in place near Iraq's most strategically important cities -- including Tehran, Hamadan, Bakhtaran and Mashad."

I bet there are more than few Morans out there who think this is real.

[uppityperson]

7. See!! Thats why we need to invad iran next, they sneeking to Iraq

their sendin there citys to iraq surporting insurgents so we gotta go get them next.

[1monster]

8. Well, of course it's REAL. After all, it IS in the WORLD WEEKLY NEWS!

R.E.A.L. =

Really
Extended
Atrocious
Lies

[jswordy]

9. UPDATE: U.S. using armed Subway Submarines in Iraq!

Take one bite and

BLAMMO!

[SnowGoose]

10. Gas guzzlers also guzzle air, right?

since, after all, internal combustion engines require oxygen to burn fuel. Maybe there are huge air bubbles right next to the oil fields...

Entertaining, but overall not quite as believable as when Batboy became a US commando - 'cause they had *pictures* of that!