Darn, missed May being masturbation month.

[moof]

When did that come about ?

Catching up on some past due reading at CounterPunch and found this interesting and fun.
The last few paragraphs are very... well they just are.

Come As You Are
Masturbation 101

By Dr. SUSAN BLOCK

http://www.counterpunch.org/block05072005.html

[matcom]

1. don't worry. i covered you

:D

[Rainbowreflect]

10. Thanks for that visual that will not go away.

[matcom]

14. just know that when i do a job....

its thorough.

[kodi]

26. with what?

.

[StopTheMorans]

2. nice alliteration though

:thumbsup:

[benburch]

3. Free Republic had an all-month wankathon...

So they kept their ends up!

[edbermac]

5. And Fox does it 24/7/365...they're media masturbators...

[lady lib]

4. Now you have a whole year to practice

so you're ready for next May. }(

[SarahB]

6. "an ecstatic link in the Great Chain of Sexual Being"

I like that!

Love yourself today! :loveya:

[Blue-Jay]

7. I'm sure you'll catch up during June.

[mrklixx]

8. Well I'm just happy to know

one way or another that moof is not a stiff one. ;)

[moof]

12. it seems to vary but we try not to be ridgid about it.

Long time no c. Got anything besides time on your hands ?

[mrklixx]

23. Nah, I washed my hands.

Which I had assumed you had done, and if was the case, just know I am happy to know you r not pushin up daiseys, and have enough idle strokes of the keys to not miss a beat.

[moof]

25. funny you wood bring up a bone yard.

Recently it's been hard not to long for one.

[mrklixx]

33. Ah, now thres the rub.

Now this may be a bit self absorbed, but I was wondering if I was a jerk off in any way. The last thing I wanted to be was a dildo. I appreciate a buzz either way.

[leftofthedial]

9. I was busy the whole month

doing, er, research, yeah, research on the Internet

[Beetwasher]

11. May: Masturbation Month. June: US Tissue Shortage

n/t

[Orsino]

21. Peak Tissue

Unless the figures are being--ahem--manipulated.

[VOX]

24. Hah! Good one, Orsino! n/t

[moof]

31. Don't you mean "Unless projections are being manipulated"

[Orsino]

34. I bow to the superior wit.

Damn it.

[Hugin]

13. See the thread on... "Post pix of body you wish you had"

Then I'll answer this question.

[streblin]

15. kittens suffer when you do that !!!

.........................Stop Wanking

:scared::scared::scared:

[chickenscratching]

16. welcome to DU!

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Tony Danza as well

[Zuni]

17. every month is masturbation month round here

[Orsino]

20. I try to keep that spirit all year 'round.

Wouldn't it be nice if we treated ourselves that way *every* day?

[terrya]

18. I sure as hell didn't miss it.

:-)

[Terran]

19. I missed several days in may because I was moving house.

But I've caught up since then, boy have I ever.

[xmas74]

27. If dirty dreams count then I didn't miss anything!

[maveric]

22. I wasnt informed on this and everyone else started without me.

I have to play catch-up now!

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Is it really that neglected that it needs its own special month?

And those of you who missed it, don't worry, I've probably got you covered.

(Umm...maybe I should rephrase that, haha.)

But really I'm just doing my best to save the world from Tony Danza.

[blue neen]

30. Geez, if I'd have known that...

my gardening wouldn't have seemed so important.

[SmileyBoy]

32. Damn, I celebrated it and I didn't even know it!!!

:D:D:D