I think it's time for another Purity Test.

[SarahB]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17359692280546572367 :evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

1. Aw MAN its so LONG

Decidedly Perverted
You are 23% pure!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 2% on purity

[GirlinContempt]

99. 23% 23%

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

113. so you are a dirty girl

:spank:

[GirlinContempt]

115. I dunno bout diry

but I'm pretty dirty ;)

is that :spank: a promise? :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

117. oh you bet it is

and i had to fix that glaring error...hehehe

[GirlinContempt]

119. I think I might

try to take that one to the bank ;)

I'm on fire over here

[prole_for_peace]

2. 71% pure - mostly innocent.

am not, as far as i am concerned. those were just some freaky deaky questions.

[Tafiti]

165. Exact same score here.

And ditto your comments!

[ewagner]

3. hmmmmm

57%

[progmom]

4. i'm 70% pure

not quite ivory, but geez...

[GirlinContempt]

7. Uh oh

Must be the septum ring :P

[progmom]

9. .

:rofl:

[Zhade]

5. Here's mine...

Rather Experienced
You are 54% pure!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 53% on purity

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

6. 52%

:7

[chickenscratching]

15. me as well

cheers! :toast:

[sundog]

16. i thought i'd be lower

:shrug:

there was some serious freak shit that tripped me up at the end though

[chickenscratching]

18. i know!

im sure necrophilia and beastiality score big points.

:scared:

[progmom]

24. yeah.

i was going along pretty well there, thinking "hey, maybe i'm not so innocent after all!" and then i hit the uber-freak shit. :scared:

[SarahB]

32. You're more pure than ME!

:rofl:

[sundog]

40. now i'm scared

i was wondering where th hell you've been...

now i know :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

68. I got lower than you did!

Does that make me a slut?

[sundog]

72. yes n/t

fuck, i have some work to do :P

i'm too vanilla i guess :shrug:

[xmas74]

74. 28 for me.

I really must be nasty.

[sundog]

93. you are

:P

[xmas74]

107. I know.

And I retook the test w/ a friend just now. She reminded me of a few things. Turns out my score is actually a 20.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

116. I thought youd be

in the low teens :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

8. Somewhat Debacherous

48% pure

I had an interesting year. :D

[fleabert]

169. we need to have coffee someday for sure, and swap stories! nt

[SarahB]

177. Definitely!

In your case, I would have to try to seduce you over coffee though. ;)

[fleabert]

185. lol!

not if I seduce you first! ;-P

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. 39% pure.

I gotta work on that....

[GirlinContempt]

43. Get a

septum ring

[Madrone]

11. 45% Pure

But judging from the questions, and my answers - I can't BELIEVE I came out that good! :woohoo: I'm purer than I thought! :D

[SarahB]

12. Yeah, it gets a little freaky at the end there.

Necrophilia? :scared:

[Madrone]

13. If it weren't for THOSE questions -

I'd hardly be pure at all. ;)

[Amaya]

14. 36% pure

very kinky ... lol

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

17. We're going to have to talk further.

I thought we'd be about the same. :D

[Amaya]

23. I'm a freak

it's always the quite ones, eh? :freak:

[SarahB]

26. ALWAYS the quiet ones!

:D

[LynzM]

19. 50% pure....

Somewhat Debacherous
You are 50% pure!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 16% on purity

[SarahB]

28. Not bad!

At your age, I was probably somewhere around 70% pure. :D

[LynzM]

123. LOL, thanks?

I'm really curious what the 2% is that you've got on me ;)

[SarahB]

149. Me too LOL!

:hi:

You should make John take it too. :D

[matcom]

20. you REALLY wanna know?

:D (scroll down)
































































31% Pure :woohoo:

[SarahB]

29. Woo hoo is right!

Matcom's gotten busy! :woohoo:

[matcom]

31. must have been all those....

ORAL questions :D

[SarahB]

35. Don't do that to me.

I have to go to work in a half hour. Palpitations. Sweats. Things heaving. :D

Although I always pegged you more an assman. :P

[matcom]

36. who says we are talking "apples and oranges" here?

:9

[SarahB]

38. Oh, ok.

I suppose there I'd go with " 'tis better to receive than to give " ;)

I hope the fun's still no longer not over after this interchange.

[matcom]

39. i disagree

i have ALWAYS said "tis better to GIVE than RECEIVE"

its an art-form

*and Seinfeld is WRONG! NEVER end with the "swirl"!*

[xmas74]

69. And I beat you!

[VelmaD]

112. Oh my GAWD...we have identical scores

If we ever meet in person I think the universe might just explode. :)

[MrScorpio]

21. 38% Pure

Yes, I'm a very Kinky Fellow

[xmas74]

135. Still beat you.

[redqueen]

22. 43% pure... Somewhat Debacherous (sic)

There were some seriously perverted questions!

[SarahB]

25. Thank you!

I do my best to bring complete and total perversion frank and healthy discussions of human sexuality to the Lounge. :P

[redqueen]

33. And we thank you for it!

:yourock:

[SarahB]

34. I crush on you redqueen!

:loveya:

[redqueen]

37. And I, you!

:loveya:

*sigh*

[Trigger Hippie]

Damn!

I'm 81 percent pure! I thought I was way more pure (or maybe impure??)

:evilgrin:

[kedrys]

27. 48% pure

somewhat debaucherous (is that even a word?) :P

[Bunny]

30. 49%

Who knew?

[tigereye]

148. lord lady

what have you been doing? !! ;)

Mine came out a tad inexperienced, 61%. Thought it would be a little lower than that! :silly:

[Bunny]

171. I used to drink a lot!

[tigereye]

191. aha!

I did too, in college. But I've actually done "a lot more" as a long- married, than as a single woman.

[Rowdyboy]

41. 50% pure....Somewhat Debauched

Purer than 14%

[CaliforniaPeggy]

42. Geez, I almost hesitate to post my score; I have NO idea what you all

will think of me NOW: 93% pure....


Pure as the Driven Snow.....


:blush:

[Madrone]

47. We think ...

You and your husband need to get out more. ;)


Nothing wrong with your score, Mrs. Peggy! :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. Hi there, Madrone!

Don't you mean "in more"? :evilgrin:

We're just the boring old married couple....but not to ourselves! I thank you for your kind comment, Madrone...we are happy the way we are.


:hi: back atcha!

:pals:

[Madrone]

55. No - I mean OUT more.

Didn't you see the questions: Have you ever done it outside at night? Outside in broad daylight? In an airplane? In a stairwell? An elevator?

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

58. Oh, I see: that kind of OUT!

Um, NO, I THINK NOT! I saw the questions, of course, but I didn't associate your kind of out with the out in the questions, lol! We like our bed, TYVM!

[Guy Fawkes]

50. 98%

hah

[hfojvt]

131. that sorta boggles my mind

I got 99 and I wonder what I missed. Such a bummer to not get 100%

[sundog]

51. i'm shocked!

naughty peggy!

:P

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

64. Hey, sundog! Who is naughty?

What was YOUR score? Hmmmmmmmm? I'll go check...

Edited to add sundog's score: 52%. Now who is shocked? Not me...He's the naughty one...

[sundog]

75. i am pure

it's all a lie... i scored 100% but was to embarrassed to post the results :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

130. Oh, RIGHT! Somehow, my dear sundog,

I just can't believe that! lololol....I see, you have a reputation to maintain, right?

[bridgit]

174. don't feel bad...

i transposed 'i ching' coins without even reading the questions & scored 43%; with an extra fisting or two, a little all night sex with a one eyed midget & some new batts in my 'bob' & i could have really driven ole dixie down
:rofl:

[fleabert]

170. we need a CA meetup soon, so I can be a bad influence on you!

I am trashy, remember?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

195. Hi, fleabert!

Sorry to be so tardy in responding...Hope you'll see this! Alas, you are in NoCal, and I'm in SoCal...I doubt that the twain will meet any time soon...Besides, I'm waaay too old to change my ways now. LOL...

:hi:

[fleabert]

198. you never know, I have two friends in LA (actors of course, well

aspiring actors really) that I have promised to visit soon. We may be down in your neck of the woods sometime in the fall. I will be sure to post it if we do!

(I try really hard to check 'my posts' for this very reason! I don't want to miss any messages to me! Glad I caught it)

:hi:

[eyesroll]

44. 45 percent... n/t

[sniffa]

45. wow!

and there were some things i haven't done that i'd Like to do at some point. :P

i'm oLder than my purity rating.

[GirlinContempt]

59. Meeeee tooooo

[sniffa]

76. i just saw

:loveya: more for you now.

[GirlinContempt]

86. I think I'm missing

a couple of things... Maybe could use some help ;)
haha
:loveya:

[sniffa]

95. that's what i'm thinking

:loveya:


ps: did i miss it, or did the OP not post her score? tsk tsk.

[GirlinContempt]

97. me-ow

:loveya:
I think she did. Turn on that webcam and I'll help you find it ;)

[xmas74]

137. So am I.

[VOX]

46. 36%. Guess it's off to reform school for me...

And if that reformatory is co-ed, well...:evilgrin: :woohoo:

[sniffa]

48. do you need heLp getting down to my range?

:evilgrin:

25%

[VOX]

102. Oooo-eee. Sniffa, you *are* bad!

I'd tell ya to go sit in the corner, but I'm afraid of what you'd do over there!!! ;) :bounce:

[sniffa]

104. i couLd get into the bossing around

:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

138. I'm lower.

ha ha!

[In_The_Wind]

52. 25% pure

Decidedly Perverted



:blush::evilgrin: :shrug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

62. my kinda lady

;-)

[In_The_Wind]

67. *whew*

I kinda scared myself there. :blush: I thought about not fessin up:evilgrin:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

90. its good that you did...

cause i wouldnt have posted if i didnt see your low number, hehe...:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

132. here's the do over score

Totally Depraved :wow: :evilgrin: 19%

No bestiality
No children/teenagers
No necrophilia
No electric shock
and a few more no-nos too

[xmas74]

71. 28 for me.

[In_The_Wind]

85. now I feel so much better

:pals:

should we wake up Miss H C and see how she does:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

103. Actually, I just retook it and went slower this time.

Turns out I actually got 20 percent. I forgot about the clothespins and the roleplaying.

[sundog]

108. bwahahaha

:rofl:

[xmas74]

110. I've never been w/ a woman, had an animal, messed w/ a kid

or family or slept w/ a dead person or had golden showers. Otherwise, I am a total slut.

[In_The_Wind]

133. do over score

19% but the clamps weren't on me!

[xmas74]

134. They were on and off of me!

[In_The_Wind]

136. that's the way they are supposed to work

but the off part is somewhat delayed

[xmas74]

141. not in that way.

I meant I used them and put them on someone.

[In_The_Wind]

144. better

:evilgrin:

[xmas74]

147. I realized that I posted too fast earlier.

[In_The_Wind]

160. I really hate it when that happens

however I do remember when we thread-jacked regarding leather skirts... so "clothespins" did surprise me!

[xmas74]

175. just once

we will not talk about the state of mind at the time. I sometimes forget abuot a few things that I have done. The second time I took the test I slowed down and was chatting w/ a friend as she was taking it too. She reminded me of a couple of things that I left out or like to forget about.
Friends are good for reminding you of things that you still try to forget!

[In_The_Wind]

178. and for things you should remember as well

so you don't make the same mistakes again.

I was friends with one woman for 30 years. When I would start kickin myself in the butt, she would remind me of all of the good things about myself that I tend to forget. Sometimes I still miss her but our relationship gradually changed over the years as our values grew in separate directions. x(

[xmas74]

184. Nah. She just likes to remind me of all the dumb things or

embarrassing things that I have done.
It's ok-I still have her tampon incident to hold over her head when it gets to be a really bad trip down memory lane.
She's my best friend. We used to be concert and club buddies so the stories of our "old days" can get pretty wild. Now we both have children and no lives of our own.

[GirlinContempt]

101. haha I beat you!

;)

[In_The_Wind]

139. then I started to remember the things where I had decided once was enough

so I have a do over score of 19% but you're young yet:woohoo:

[SarahB]

150. Impressive

:thumbsup:

[In_The_Wind]

161. you never would have guessed - right

O8) thanks :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

162. Like I said to Amaya..

It's always the quiet ones (well except for Sniffa and Matcom). :D

[In_The_Wind]

164. *taking a bow*

thank you m'dear





and with that ~ I'll say Good Night. I have :rofl: reading this entire thread :thumbsup: SarahBelle ~ ya did good!:hug:

[TBreeze]

53. 56% Pure

Rather Experienced
How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 42% on purity

[supernova]

54. 88% pure

lol! I dont' date enough.

[sundog]

56. oh please

no need to lie amongst friends :P

[supernova]

57. Look, I'll cop to

doing it in public places, and being the doer as well as the do-ee,

but necrophilia? incest? beastiality? No thanks.

[sundog]

60. yes...

the end of the poll started getting scary :scared:

i am only ashamed that i am over 50% pure :blush:

[SarahB]

152. I was in that chatroom with you once.

You just need to implement all those wonderful ideas. ;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

61. 17%

Totally Depraved
:evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

63. ... Don't SAY things

like that
*fans self*
It's distracting

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

65. do you have the vapors?

;)

im just a dirty fuck i guess :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

70. Ok ok, what did

I tell you about saying things like that?
:wow:

*blink blink*

Dirty... *ahem*

[sundog]

78. he's highly addictive

proceed with caution :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

80. oh my

:blush:

[GirlinContempt]

81. I can

see what you mean *sigh*

[sundog]

84. i'm gonna kick tomorrow

[GirlinContempt]

89. ?

wha?

[sniffa]

91. jane says she's done with sergio

she's gonna kick tomorrow.


sergio is a metaphor for heroin.

[GirlinContempt]

92. Aly=dense

;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

94. i didnt get it at first either

:dunce:

[GirlinContempt]

96. Thats ok, you just

take off your clothes and start giving lessons. I'll make sure you get all the proper information :evilgrin:

[sniffa]

73. you're making me Look

good/bad. i can't teLL. :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

77. .

:rofl:

eek...im dirty

[sniffa]

79. .

oh so am i... i'm just shocked when i'm beat out. ;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

83. i can help fix that

;)

:P

[xmas74]

82. I bow to you.

man, I thought that I was nasty!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

87. no need to bow

just get on the bed :evilgrin:

:P

[xmas74]

109. I don't know.

we are pretty close. I retook the test just now w/ a friend and she reminded me of a few incidents that I like to forget about. Turns out I am a 20.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

111. even more reason to get on the bed

:o

[xmas74]

114. that's kind of what I thought.

It would definitely be interesting.

[In_The_Wind]

88. promises

[VOX]

118. Have you considered taking up the cloth?

That'd drop you down to, say, 13%-15%! :)

:toast:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

122. HAHAHA

:rofl:

your bad :spank:

[xmas74]

66. this doesn't sound so good.

Decidedly Perverted
You are 28% pure!




And there is no bisexuality, no beastiality, incest, pedophilia or necrophilia on the list. I guess I used to be a slut.

[sparky_in_ma]

98. 28% pure

I scored higher than I thought.:woohoo:

[kodi]

100. 38% and all i have to show for it is this damned blow up doll

.

[bridgit]

105. Somewhat Debacherous @ 43%

:shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

106. So. Unclean.

98% pure.

[liontamer]

120. 35% pure

:)

[GOPisEvil]

121. I am 73% pure.

O8)

[VelmaD]

124. Dude...

we gotta get you out more.

I scored 31% pure...same as matcom...so I suppose I'm the local expert on giving you a perv makeover. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

125. Yeah, yeah...I know...

There's that whole "willing partner" thing that I have trouble with. :P

[VelmaD]

126. Hell, a willing partner wasn't strictly necessary...

to score high on that purity test. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

129. True...but it helps.

[SarahB]

151. Oh man!

Here's a hug! :hug: Although I almost feel like giving you a sympathy ____ for that score, David. ;)

[GOPisEvil]

176. What can I say?

I think my mind is far dirtier. Some of this requires a willing partner, which are few and far between these days.

But, I'm not above sympathy. :7

[Bok_Tukalo]

127. Somewhat Debacherous

You are 50% pure!

[Burma Jones]

128. 22% Pure - Decidedly Perverted

But then, I was a Theatre Major............

[ghostsofgiants]

140. I made it halfway through the first page...

Then thought to myself "Shit, I think this quiz is mocking me."

[SarahB]

154. Awww!

It's all good. Whatever it is. :D

[da_chimperor]

142. 66% pure, I would have thought i'd be less pure.

:shrug:

[SarahB]

156. There was some funky stuff there.

For awhile I was on a roll and thought I'd be less pure, then it started to get pretty funky there. :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

143. Pure as Driven Snow

You are 100% pure!

[SarahB]

153. How did you kiss Sniffa and manage to stay "pure"?

I think you get a few points just for that. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

155. HEHEHE!

:P

[Pale Blue Dot]

145. Crap! I swear it's not my fault!

71%. I'm so embarrassed. I'll try harder, I promise. :cry:

[SarahB]

157. You just need some work.

;)

[Hardrada]

146. OK, I should try more stuff but Dubya should take this test

since doesn't he have dinner with porn stores and jack off horses?

[SarahB]

158. There's a lovely vision.

Not!

You, my friend, are a boner killer (and I'm a woman). :P

[Hardrada]

167. O sorry. I need practice in multitasking!

Debauchery here and that's fine. Sneers at Shrub in the other fora. I will work at developing some kinks so I can score lower next time. Incidentally that test could use a few more fetish questions of the various sorts that one encounters at times.

[CubsFan1982]

159. 44%

Somewhat debaucherous. w00t!

[unsavedtrash]

163. You are 35% pure!

Very Kinky

[leftofthedial]

166. 35%

And I thought I was pretty boring

[fleabert]

168. Rather Experienced

You are 57% pure!
test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 59% on purity

i guess I just earned my nickname and my tattoo. :woohoo:

[tjwmason]

172. Yikes - 82%

I need to work on this - any volunteers to give a hand?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

187. me me me!

I'd be honored to help get to that score down a respectable amount :spank:

[xmas74]

202. Hey-you're supposed to help me get my score below 20!

I'm pretty close now.
Of course, we could always make room for others.

[xmas74]

203. Sure-bring your kilt.

It'll be just fine.

[Greyhound]

173. wow 27%! higher than I expected

there weren't many no's, i guess there were 27.

[khashka]

179. 6% pure

But who the hell coudn't have figured that one out?

I AM A SLUT!

And damn proud of it.

Khash.

[SarahB]

181. You win!

And I'm not surprised. ;)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

188. damn, you do win

:spank:

[fleabert]

199. oh my.

my imagination is running wild.

:woohoo:

[xmas74]

204. I bow down to your greatness!

I will now build temples in your honor and offer virginal sacrifices in your name. How does that sound?

[khashka]

213. It sounds pretty good

I like the temple idea but could we skip the virgins? (Virginity is the least interesting of all sexual perversions.)However, I'd be happy for the big hairy half-naked men who build the temple to hang around for a while. I swear I could find a good use for them :)

Khash.

[xmas74]

217. So could I!

[kick-ass-bob]

180. 67% pure!

I should have changed 2 answers so I could get to 69...

:shrug:

[Hugin]

183. Same percentage for me...

Guess I need to get out more.

[Squeech]

182. Depressed

All the stuff that gets me points happened 20 years ago.

I think I'll go off in the corner and weep now.

[TK421]

186. I got 85%, but why do I feel ill all of a sudden?

:puke:

[BroadwayBrat]

192. Are you shocked at mine? 29% pure!

Decidedly Perverted
You are 29% pure!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 7% on purity

[TK421]

215. Keep up the good work, girl! Keep fighting the good fight!

;)

[jukes]

189. Very Kinky

me. also you for posting this!

34%


no body-wastes, necrophilia, or bestiality for me; jeez, you got to have SOME principals. oh, & never "forced". i'll cop to the under-aged, but i was, too.

[coolhandlulu]

190. 42% pure

I thought I was more of a slut than that!! Damn!

[Debbi801]

193. 37% pure...

i am surprised it was that high.

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

194. 25% pure

[Wapsie B]

196. 41% pure.

Somewhat Debacherous

hmmmmmmm I don't feel that naughty.

[yvr girl]

197. I don't even want to say

Mostly Innocent
You are 78% pure!

You scored higher than 91% on purity. In my defense, I must be doing something right to skew my score down that far.

[MissHoneychurch]

200. 65% pure

what can I say ... I am still learning :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

205. I beat your score!

HA!

[MissHoneychurch]

206. you sure do

I need to chat with you more often. That way I will learn more how to surprise my bf pleasantly when he comes back :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

208. No problem.

I can give pointers.

[In_The_Wind]

210. wow

:spray:

[MissHoneychurch]

212. I'm harmless

no threat for some people here :)

[In_The_Wind]

214. obviously I'm not

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

201. 65%

[Maddy McCall]

207. 24% Pure.

[SarahB]

209. Oh Maddy.

Nice. :thumbsup:

I may have to crush you too now. :D (My list of women I'm starting to have crushes on around here is rapidly exceeding the number of men I'm having crushes on.)

[Maddy McCall]

218. LOL.

About the only thing I hadn't done on the list was bestiality, incest, molestation, and necrophilia.

I have a crush on you, too. :yourock: :D

[SarahB]

221. Your sigline!

Ever see this page? jes.com/

p.s. I heard from DU's MIA Elvis about 3 days ago. He's doing a little better (with sporadic net access apparently). :)

[hyphenate]

211. Easy

Uncorrupted
You are 86% pure!

[tyedyeto]

216. 56% - rather experienced n/t

[The Donkey]

219. I scored . . . . . .

39%

That works for me . . . .

[Greyskye]

220. 24%

Decidedly Perverted
You are 24% pure!

Ah, those were the days! :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

222. 62% .... not too bad

A Tad Inexperienced
You are 62% pure!

[NewJeffCT]

223. 44% pure

i guess i'm not too bad.

[SarahB]

224. You're even 4 points less pure than me.

Not bad. :D