How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Dover]

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


Rottweiler: Make me.


Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

[xultar]

1. FUNNY!

:rofl:

[kedrys]

2. ROFLMAO!!!!!

Hilarious!!! :rofl:

[BikeWriter]

3. We had a Jack Russell Terrier we rehabbed. If he got out...

the only way we could catch him was to tell the Great Dane to "go fetch."

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

5. *snort*

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

6. Hee hee hee! It was hilarious!

:rofl:

[VOX]

4. Very funny !!!!

Thanks, Dover, for the well-needed laugh!!!!! :bounce:

[bigwillq]

7. Those are cute!

Thanks for sharing!:hi:

[uppityperson]

8. thanks for the laugh

I needed one.