One of my teachers looked at me funny for saying 'JEBUS!'

[AmandaRuth]

I was talking to a friend of mine at the lunch table. Hyper off a slushy me and my other friend were sharing, I began to explain the religous right. Here's how I did it (Note: Serious weirdness following):

Me: So, these Rethuglians are like OHMIGOD ECLIPSE!!!! WE MUST SACRAFICE TO JEBUS!!! All praise the Jebus cheese!!! JEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBUUUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

That's when the lunchlady looked at me like she was going to kill me with Gods divine will.

When my friend said that I should be a little quieter about the 'RR' and 'Jebus', I said:

Me: In the words of John Kerry: Bring. It. On.

Ooooo.... I love lunch when I'm like that.

MiniAmandaRuth

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I was reading a theological debate (read: flamewar) on Fark...

...a week or so back, and someone said that the fact that a lot of people use the word "Jebus" helps prove that there is a God because apparently sinners can't disparrage Jesus by name or some crap. I found that quite amusing.

[prole_for_peace]

2. the first time i said "jebus" the boyfriend kind of looked over at me

like "what was that?" but he knows better than to ask. he just knows i'm nuts.