Reality parodies bad movies again (bloody chainsaw dude crosses border)

[Bucky]

Good Moogly-Googly, this guy's scary!! And here's the shit: they let him cross the border from Canada "carrying a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood, a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, and brass knuckles." Apparently it's all just no big deal to the locals trying to keep Maine safe from terrorists.

Perhaps they thought he was just going to tap some maple syrup out of a tree.

Man, I'll bet he's the freakiest, scariest looking dude in the history of New England.



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[TheProphetess]

1. Wow - I'm going to have nightmares about this guy

Not to mention that I'm a little pissed that I have to take my shoes off at the airport but this guy gets to cross the border. Nice.

[Bucky]

2. Nightmares?! Hell, I voted for that man for president...

Oh, maybe you mean the other guy.


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[AlienGirl]

3. Somebody dropped the ball on that one...

And they found him wandering down the highway in a shirt with brown and red (blood?) stains? This guy looks like some kinda chainsaw wielding maniac!

Tucker

[foo_bar]

4. I think he watched too much Laverne & Shirley

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