Why is it so hard for me to just be friends with myself?

[johnnie]

I always expect more of myself, when all I want is to be pals.

[Misunderestimator]

1. Sure... never blame yourself.... just blame...

yourself...:crazy:

[johnnie]

3. It's always "me me me"

It's never "I I I"

[tjwmason]

2. Does the sex keep getting in the way?

[johnnie]

4. Well

It's more of a control thing.

[ret5hd]

5. lemme guess...

every time you get together with yourself, you always end up in bed. am i right? if so, i'll tell you how to get past it...

start every day by looking in the mirror and telling yourself what a cheap slut/he-ho you are, and that you deserve better than you...you can do better than you...you are just dragging you down...etc etc etc

you will be AMAZED at how much better you feel about yourself you feel after this.

[johnnie]

6. You're right!

It seems that I go to bed with myself *every* night.

[terrya]

7. I wanted to be friends with myself last night...

but I succumbed to temptation.

[johnnie]

9. Lol

You know, this thread was half copycat and half commentary.
In my years of observation I have noticed that one of the biggest, if not *the* biggest problem that people suffer with is the relationship, love, romance and "loneliness" aspects of their lives. More times than not, these people are just not happy having a relationship with themselves. That's the problem.

Did I say too much?..lol

[sam sarrha]

10. The Dalai Lama said he was most suprised about the Americans self lothing.

he just couldnt figure that one out...

[johnnie]

11. Yes

That's why I love the Dalai Lama, he really helps me to not feel so out of place. I always tell people that it is very hard to live an eastern philosophy in a western world. We just haven't gotten it yet.

[Hugin]

8. All I ever do when I get home from work is watch TeeVee and go to bed.

Then I roll over and go to sleep... I never talk to
myself any more.