Why does everyone keep replying to my posts?

[Magrittes Pipe]

I mean, let's be honest -- I really don't post anything of substance.

[Zuni]

1. Hey

I am responding for the sake of typing---hoping perhaps to get into a silly conversation to kill time.

I don't respond to your posts because of your wit, I use it to flex mine.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Ha.

I mean, "ha."

[Misunderestimator]

2. Simple.... because it's impossible for women to be your friends...

platonically anyway... :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Oh no!

Have I turned another perfectly nice lesbian to the dark side of Hedgessexuality? :o

[terrya]

3. It's your boyish charm.

What can I say? :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Is that a penis joke?

[terrya]

9. It could be taken several ways, I suppose.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. "taken several ways"

:o

[StopTheMorans]

5. i keep my friends close, and my enemies closer

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. And your enemas closest of all.

[StopTheMorans]

13. i was going to type that; but refrained

[JimmyJazz]

7. Because you keep pretending to be progmom!

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. No, I keep pretending to be progdad.

At least sometimes.

[sam sarrha]

10. dont take it personally, It is simply how those people get 50,000 posts

[Zuni]

14. no, that is done by taking speed and posting non stop for 5 days

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. ****PASS THE BENZEDRINE****

:party::bounce::toast::bounce::party:

[Zuni]

28. sniffa said what?

:cry:

[StopTheMorans]

17. REOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!

[sam sarrha]

20. They even reply to mine.... sometimes..

it actually looks like i totally kill posts sometimes, im always the last .:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

30. Who are "those people?"

[Zuni]

34. the dead people that Hedges sees

[JimmyJazz]

39. Oh good! I thought it was another reference to

that "c" word which gets tossed around so freely :(

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Because I love you.

:*

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Ouch!

:o

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Whatever dude

You couldn't get me to reply in one of your posts if yyou paid me.


Wait...FUCK!

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Bastard.

x(

[ghostsofgiants]

I try

[Terran]

21. Not everyone is!

Oops...DAMMIT.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Hyperbole is the worst thing ever, I know.

[chickenscratching]

23. you're my favorite waste of time

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. As ALL your time is wasted...

...I take that as hig praise indeed.

[chickenscratching]

33. oh, don't say such things

my girlfriend would be pissed.

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. You know that brazen hussy doesn't develop your inner sight.

Wastrel.

[chickenscratching]

40. true

but she is such a nice lay.

[johnnie]

24. Out of over 12,000 posts

You had to at least say *something* that you thought had substance.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. 12K? Jesus.

I feel dirty.

[GOPBasher]

31. That's an interesting question. Let's try to figure it out.

:think:

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. I'd rather not.

[XNASA]

35. I'm not big on substance.

I'm sure that's pretty obvious by now.

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Neither is your substance very big.

[XNASA]

41. It used to be much bigger.

Use it or lose it, they always say.

[ltfranklin]

38. It's a pity thing.

[Magrittes Pipe]

42. I believe so.

[progmom]

43. because you have a really large

personality? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. I believe you made a spelling error.

[Hugin]

45. I took the "Jara sang" oath to never start threads and to...

only post in threads started by others... (Usually to kill them)

So, don't get all cocky about it... You're an unintended consequence
of my religion.

Sort of like an illegitimate child.

NOTE: The above is pure :sarcasm:. Don't mind me I'm only
passing through.

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. I am a bastard!

:cry:

[Hugin]

75. *Gad*

Now I know the pain of Dr. Frankenstein.

[Bunny]

47. I keep praying that you'll flash me.

A new pic of Ricky Santorum, that is.

[Magrittes Pipe]

48. That is NOT what I call it.

:o

[Debbi801]

49. I don't know...

I'll try to refrain in the future. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. THANK YOU.

:hug:

[chickenscratching]

51. This is pathetic

THIS is what you do all day?

[Magrittes Pipe]

52. When I'm not tormenting you with non-answers...

...yes.

[chickenscratching]

53. oh for shame! where is my idol when I need him most!!

:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

54. Clearly, he is in your sig line.

:scared:

[chickenscratching]

55. clearly you have sleep in your eyes

[Magrittes Pipe]

57. I like that new picture of you.

[chickenscratching]

59. oh thanks, i felt rather chesty when it was taken

[Magrittes Pipe]

60. If only they were more symmetrical.

[chickenscratching]

62. what do you expect at 17?

[kick-ass-bob]

64. dammit chicken!!!!

:grr:

this one is going on adblock.

:grr:

on edit: fine. no woman - just chicken.

[chickenscratching]

66. woman? what woman?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

65. Mr. Rhythm says:

"That's jailbait!"

[chickenscratching]

69. god wouldn't want it any other way

[swag]

56. Could it be the allure of the mantitties?

[Magrittes Pipe]

58. Mine are tragically small.

I failed the "pencil test." :cry:

[Protagoras]

61. post count?

Well if someone already has 1000 posts maybe it's just because they like you :D

[kick-ass-bob]

63. Please note:

I am not responding to a whoisalhedges post.

[Magrittes Pipe]

67. I am utterly unlikable.

[Protagoras]

71. That isn't what "They" told me

They told me something else entirely.

[sundog]

68. general laziness

it requires too much energy to find a new icon :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

70. I thought your icon was my intended? Or maybe:

[dolo amber]

72. sundog cleans up reeaalll nice like

:rofl:

[sundog]

73. what the hell is that???

looks like some no talent kate bush hack! :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

74. It IS!

And you should know! :bounce:

[cassandra uprising]

76. We're all addicted Hedges.

There's no logic to it, only morbid fascination.

[SOteric]

77. So...

Does this mean you're a "substance" abuser?