Type A Sentence That Includes The Word "Lesbian".

[arwalden]

[peekaloo]

1. Okay children, dinner is at 8 so lesbian the house by 7:45

[jswordy]

9. ROFL! Lesbian a good mood, now, after that one!

[bertha katzenengel]

2. I am a lesbian.

Not very imaginative, I'm afraid.

[xmas74]

3. A friend of mine just announced last week that she

is a lesbian.

(I'm really happy that I was the first person she came out to-or so she says!)

[aden_nak]

4. Type A Sentence That Includes The Word "Lesbian".

Done.

[AntiCoup2K4]

5. I am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Yeah, I know it was the obvious one, but my brain isn't caffeinated yet.

[chickenscratching]

6. i'm still waiting for my lesbian moment

[GOPBasher]

7. We're leaving now. Don't forget the lesbians! n/t

[leftofthedial]

8. lesbian amigo to our compadre.

[sundog]

10. i am thankful for lesbians

:)

[progmom]

11. some of my best friends are lesbians

;)

[swag]

12. "I have never had Lesbian food before."

This was said by a friend who, when visiting me from Montana when I lived in Washington, DC, was enjoying her meal at the Lebanese Taverna.

[Redstone]

61. Oh, yeah, I've had that Lesbian food!

Sometimes it's a bit fishy, though.

Redstone

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I'm not a lesbian...but I know where they're coming from

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. The Lesbian government should bear some of the responsibility...

...for the bombing of the Marine barracks.

[Mizmoon]

15. I'm not a lesbian, but I play one on teevee

:)

[jswordy]

16. Here come the lesbians! Here comes the lesbians! The leaping lesbians!

http://www.leapinglesbians.org/

Ahh, Meg Christian...she's the lesbo I first heard sing it!

http://www.jtsears.com/rubymusmeg.htm

But it was written by Sue Fink, and on 1977's http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/105824.html">"Lesbian Concentrate."

[petronius]

17. I back up my computer files biannually.

[Goblinmonger]

21. Very nice

As an english teacher, I applaud the use of the language :applause:

[kittenpants]

18. I'm not above padding my post count by using the word

'lesbian' in a sentence.

[asthmaticeog]

19. I found a picture of lesbian a goofball.

[terrya]

20. I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body!

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

31. I'm a gay man trapped in a lesbian's body!

:cry:

[arwalden]

22. Why is the word "lesbian" spelled with an S in it when it should be a Z?

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=dictionary&va=lesbian

Main Entry: les·bi·an
Pronunciation: 'lez-bE-&n
Function: adjective
Usage: often capitalized
1 : of or relating to Lesbos
2 : of or relating to homosexuality between females

[In_The_Wind]

23. Some of my best friends are lesbians.

[davidinalameda]

24. Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

[In_The_Wind]

58. excuse me

but why

[GreenPartyVoter]

25. "I'm not a lesbian, but I play one on TV"

[kick-ass-bob]

26. Is that a lesbian in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

:crazy: :wtf:

[Rowdyboy]

27. "Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't"

[rock]

28. Lebians don't dissassemble

That means lie.

[jukes]

29. i thought

the "lizzies" lesbian-gang in the film "the warriors" were very cool, even though mis-portrayed.

a big platonic hug for all our lesbian members: :grouphug:

[Chichiri]

30. Melanie Marcus is a Lesbian.

(courtesy of my girlfriend)

(I mean that my girlfriend suggested the sentence, not that she's the reason Melanie is a Lesbian.)

(Cause she's not.)

(Got it?)

[Strawman]

32. Dorothy's lesbian friend had feelings for Rose

One of my favorite Golden Girls episodes. The girls were ahead of the curve in terms of tolerance on TV.

[ronnykmarshall]

33. Excuse me, my daughter is a lesbian ....

and I'd like to suprise her for her birthday. Do you have any tickets for the kd lang concert?

[Deja Q]

34. Dave Chappelle loves lesbians.

[arwalden]

35. We Are The Lesbians ... You Will Be Assimilated ... Resistance Is Futile!

[MrScorpio]

36. At first the bachelor party was pretty boring...

That was, until they brought in the lesbians!

[Merrick]

37. All my ex-girlfriends are now lesbians

for some reason.

[Kingshakabobo]

56. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[katinmn]

38. The couple next door are lesbians.

[Bariztr]

39. A couple from Bend it Like Beckham

These quotes are from the wedding:

"Lesbian? Her birthday's in March, I thought she was a Pisces."

"Get your Lesbian feet out of my shoes"

"She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi"

Very fine film and very funny if you have not seen it.

[Mitt Chovick]

40. Aren't the Lesbian elections upcoming?

Oh wait that's Lebanon

[BlueIris]

41. My aunt, who is an out lesbian, is a cool lady. nt.

[ronnykmarshall]

42. From the files of Margaret Cho:

You can't have a war without lesbians! Who you think gonna read the map?

[redqueen]

43. I wonder how many lesbians find "hot girl on girl action" crap offensive..

and how many find it a turn-on.

:shrug:

[bobthedrummer]

44. I ate lunch with a lesbian.

O8)

[arwalden]

45. Would That Be A Box Lunch?

[gmoney]

55. No, they ate at the Y

:rimshot:

[arwalden]

57. (Ba-dum-bump!) Thank you! Thank you! We'll Be Here All Week.

Try the pork-chops and don't forget to tip your waitresses!

[SarahB]

46. I would make a great lesbian....

if I didn't like men even more.

And wandering how in the Hell I'm going to work all that out here?

[DinahMoeHum]

47. If G*d didn't make gays and lesbians, there wouldn't be any.

Fred Phelps can put THAT in his pipe and choke on it.


:evilgrin:

[sasquatch]

48. Lesbians are residents of the island of Lesbos

:)
FYI

[Terran]

53. I heard a Lesbian comic in SF years ago

do a joke about Lesbos. She was playing Trivial Pursuit with her mother and siblings, to whom she was not out. The question came up, "What are residents of the Isle of Lesbos called?", and she saw this as the perfect opportunity to come out to her family. So she gleefully shouts out, "I know I know! LESBIANS!! And speaking of...", but then mom interrupts and says, "Why no dear, the card says "Lesbosians".

Ok, ya hadda be there. I laughed.

[norml]

49. See Lesbian. See Lesbian Run. Run Lesbian Run!

See Lesbian Play. Play Lesbian Play! See Lesbian Run And Play.

[chaska]

50. Thars so many UFOs 'round here lately, thar mus' be lesbians on Mars...

than here.

[chaska]

51. Jesus, that's bad.

[arwalden]

52. Yes... It Was. But...

... it still made me laugh.

[Divine Ms Q]

54. Lesbian in a sentence

How about this:

"My aunt's lesbian marriage has lasted for 21 years, while my mother's heterosexual marriage lasted 11 months."

:applause:

[Redstone]

59. Lesbian tertainers. We'll go to college to learn to sing and dance,

and have a career in show business.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

60. Oh, Redstone!

THAT was bad...but it still made me smile!

:7

[CTLawGuy]

62. I bet you can't spell the word "Lesbian".

I've always wanted to be a spelling bee judge and use that sentence :).

[SnohoDem]

63. Lesbian agreement about one thing,

we all like girls!

[ifyouknewsushi]

64. My sex change operation didn't quite work

Now I am Les-bi-an(n). Ok I know thats bad, sorry.

Suzi.

[orleans]

65. hello to my friends and neighbors who are lesbian

and hello to my friends and neighbors who are not lesbian

:grouphug: