Post some favorite slang

[jpgray]

brick in one's hat, to have - to be drunk
corned - drunk
guttersnipe - filthy street urchin
gallnipper - bigass mosquito
Arkansas toothpick - a big knife
cold as a wagon tire - dead
exfluncticate - to totally destroy
absquatulate - to leave in a hurry

[Juice45]

1. I always catch myself saying

"It's colder than Hell out there" Never figured out what it meant...

[otohara]

2. I've Never Heard of Any Of Your's

are these "southern slangs"

[jpgray]

15. Nineteenth century American slang (nt)

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. I'm quite partial to "hot as balls out there"

maybe because I just like saying balls

[sniffa]

6. i say, "it's sweaty baLLz out" when it's hot

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. I just like using the word balls in a conversation

yesterday I was in the car with my aunt and her AC was broken...and I swear, at the exact same time we both sighed heavily and said "it is hot as balls out!" and then we laughed about it for a good 5 minutes

[AllegroRondo]

11. or "its freeze your balls off cold outside"

i guess thats more of a northern thing.

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. since I have no balls to freeze off..

I like to say "freeze your proverbial balls off"

[XNASA]

4. "Flip me some cake"

means....."give me some money".

[Juice45]

5. Sweating like a whore in church n/t

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. thats another good one...

I use that one quite frequently as well

[Juice45]

8. There is also

sweating like a whore, and it's not even happy hour

[kick-ass-bob]

9. bukkake

no definition here. :P

[jswordy]

10. "Yeah budy!"

"Git-R-Done"
"...like pissin' on a flat rock."
"sure as shit"

[sniffa]

12. trees - weed

pow - fist pound
dap - hand shake
square - cigarette

[CitrusLib]

16. That'll go over like a fart in church

I'm also partial to the British expression 'chuffed' when happy about something and 'gobsmacked' when overwhelmed in a good way by something.

My all-time favorite phrase was from my college roommate, 'She's so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road'.