Top 11 reasons not to flee to Canada.

[IChing]

11. Wouldn't want to be subject to U.S. foreign policy.

10. We've invaded enough countries.

9. Red-staters would suffer terrible privation without federal funds derived from blue-state taxes.

8. Loverboy.

7. Schwarzenegger has already drawn up plans for its annexation in 2009.

6. A Canadian gallon of gas is almost $3.00

5. 50% Canadian Content from 6PM to midnight.

4. You actually believe that the U.S. meat packing industry is protecting you from bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

3. It didn't work for the Nez Perce.

2. A summer day is about 25 degrees.

1. No one believed you would actually go through with it, drama queen.

http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/top11/canada.htm

[aeolian]

1. #10 and #8 did it for me

:scared:

Of course, I'm still within swimming distance, should the need arise. :)

[GirlinContempt]

2. 25 degrees is warm, wimps

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Of course it is

If it's Celsius you're talking about.

[GirlinContempt]

9. Well of course I am, what do you think this is

the dark ages? ;)

[sasquatch]

3. Bring that Goth,son of a nazi, Son of a Bitch, on

:rant:

[Q3JR4]

4. Hmmmm......

11. Wouldn't want to be subject to U.S. foreign policy.
The U.S. is embroiled in two different wars with another couple
in the planning stages. Canada would be the last country they'd
attack.

10. We've invaded enough countries.
Canada has opened their borders to anyone looking to migrate.

9. Red-staters would suffer terrible privation without federal funds derived from blue-state taxes.
Not really seeing a problem with this one. ;)

8. Loverboy.
Uh huh.....

7. Schwarzenegger has already drawn up plans for its annexation in 2009.
In another couple of years Schwarzenegger will not have any
political muscle to speak of.

6. A Canadian gallon of gas is almost $3.00
More incentive to walk.

5. 50% Canadian Content from 6PM to midnight.
I haven't watched anything on television for three years.
I get my news information from the BBC and I'd think that
Canadian sources would be more trustworthy than in the U.S.
One can buy American magazines in Canada.

4. You actually believe that the U.S. meat packing industry is protecting you from bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
I don't eat beef, and I wouldn't trust either meat industry
anyway.

3. It didn't work for the Nez Perce.
Are they still there?

2. A summer day is about 25 degrees.
It's better than baking in the shade.

1. No one believed you would actually go through with it, drama queen.
I never said I'd do it right after the election. I have an
education to think about first.

[GirlinContempt]

6. he he

25 is actually 77... summers are 70-90.

[IChing]

8. it's a joke

don't be a drama queen

:sarcasm: :rofl: :rofl:

[IChing]

5. #7

I wouldn't mind
if it was
just my state that got annexed to Canada.
OK washington and oregon can go too.

[underpants]

10. Loverboy

too funny

[u4ic]

11. 50% Canadian Content from 6PM to midnight

Yeah, but it's all Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Telly Savalas]

15. That and the funniest show ever

[ksilvas]

12. 2a. Writing your name in the snow...

while you pee after drinking that excellent canadian beer, you may lose your writing implement in said snow.

[arwalden]

13. Which Canadian City Has The BEST Public Transportation?

[Susang]

14. Canadians don't want us to.

;-)