IChing
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Wed Jun-08-05 02:23 PM
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Top 11 reasons the allegation that John Bolton forced his wife |
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to participate in group-sex demonstrates that he is our best choice for UN ambassador
11. Forcefully leveraged relationship to fulfill self-interested policy.
10. He loves everyone he meets.
9. He's open-minded to new positions.
8. Understands the role of women in fundamentalist regimes.
7. Equipped with 'flavor-saver' moustache to recall all with whom he has met.
6. His advocacy of the administration's abstinence-only approach to population growth, HIV/AIDS is a joke that translates well.
5. He's happy to act unilaterally when he sees everyone else is screwing each other.
4. He's a multi-lateral rather than bi-lateral thinker.
3. Offers cheerful, nostalgic defense of naked pyramids at Abu Ghraib.
2. Bush's second choice is Neil Horsley, his third choice is Dr. David Hagar, his fourth choice is Jeff Gannon, etc.
1. Bush wants someone who will put the "ass" in "ambassador."
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Wed Jun-08-05 02:24 PM
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1. Why are these post are Top 11 and not an even 10? |
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Wed Jun-08-05 02:26 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 02:32 PM
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5. top ten is possibly copy-writ, so maybe for that reason. |
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No i didn't but wished i had, just some damn canadian I would think... here is the site: http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/
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Wed Jun-08-05 02:29 PM
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3. You forgot: Shows he knows how to play sloppy seconds to a better man! |
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Wed Jun-08-05 02:32 PM
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:thumbsup:
Is this your doing? Nice work.
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:57 PM
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6. no but we need a good laugh sometimes |
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because the news sucks sometimes, most of the time,
Joni mitchel said laughing and crying is the same release.
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