Jews Rock

[asthmaticeog]

http://www.jewsrock.org/

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. "The Challah Fame."

:rofl:

[xultar]

2. The Yiddish Invsion.

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. I only scored 75% on the quiz.

I have no Jewdar. :cry:

[Debbi801]

6. Don't feel bad. I only got 60%. And I'm Jewish!!

[asthmaticeog]

7. Same here.

Oy, the shame!

[dolo amber]

8. This is gonna KILL your mother...

:eyes:

[asthmaticeog]

9. I already did that.

Oh, by the way, could you help me move something from my trunk?

[ronnykmarshall]

18. I got a 80%

and I'm a goy. A faygala goy even.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. They don't mention what you are if you get 55% (nt)

[Mrs_Beastman]

26. I got 55%

I suck:hide:

[dolo amber]

4. Handsome Dick Manitoba is a MOT!

:woohoo:

[asthmaticeog]

5. Don't get too excited - so's Pink.

:puke:

[dolo amber]

10. And Michael Bolton and Kenny G

:o

To be fair though, we do get Richard Hell, Marc Bolan and Geddy Lee....er wait, what was I saying...

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. And best of all....

[cassandra uprising]

11. It wasn't until I heard the Hanukkah song by Sandler

before this goyim even pondered the massive list of Jewish entertainers. Since I've gotten into acting, well lets see, where to start, Harold Pinter, David Mamet, Arthur Miller, Tony Kusher to name a few.

I heard on NPR the other day a story about how there was an Israeli scientist that discovered that there is specific brain chemistry behind understanding the concept of sarcasm. I thought to myself, yup that makes a lot of sense.

The American theater would be limping along without their vast contribution.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Oy! "Goyim" is PLURAL.

You're a GOY, dear.

[cassandra uprising]

16. Yikes! I guess I've only heard it in the plural

Now where's my copy of The Joy of Yiddish?

[ronnykmarshall]

23. Try this

http://www.sbjf.org/sbjco/schmaltz/yiddish_phrases.htm

[asthmaticeog]

25. I'm SO bookmarking that.

Thanks!

[jswordy]

14. Orange jews really rocks! Vitamin C! n/t

[asthmaticeog]

15. Whatever you say, jewswordy.

:P

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Heeb's pretty funny, isn't heeb?

:eyes:

[jswordy]

22. Dang, two of jews have a funny bone! LOLOLOL.... n/t

[jswordy]

20. ROFL! At last, someone with a sense of humor!

I had jews with my cheeses this morning.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Eve's Plumb were Jewish?

Who knew? :shrug:

[Demit]

21. "What's all this fuss I hear about Soviet Jewelry?"--Roseannadannadanna

"Never mind."

[Amaya]

27. "Heavy Shtetl"

*snarf* :D

[enigmatic]

28. Two Live Jews!

Never fails to crack me up....