Don't Include Me in the Rapture!

[Sequoia]

I do not want to be in heaven with these terrorists.

http://www.jabberwonk.com/flinker.cfm?cliid=f9c8o

On second thought, these are the guys who'll burn in hell, hot dawg!!

[Katherine2]

1. I used to think

if Heaven was full of Christians, I didn't want to go there. But now I realize that Christians are probably the last people you'd find in Heaven.

[prole_for_peace]

2. "mormons. the answer is mormons"

[progressoid]

3. ugh - they even look scary.

[ComerPerro]

4. Those are the people who will be "shocked, just shocked"

when they find they have been "Left Behind"