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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:32 PM
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Poll question: Should I have a baby?
Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM by HypnoToad
They are cute... for a year or so... :D
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM
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1. I think a baby in your penis would look lovely!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM
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2. Yes
They're excellent with sauteed mushrooms and a nice salad. <ducks>
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:34 PM
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3. Good point!
:9
:rofl:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:35 PM
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4. yes
no explanation available :7
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SmokingJacket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:36 PM
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5. Actually.. .they're horrible for the first year.
Screaming, terrible communication skills, shitting in their pants, no hair, etc.

After that, it improves.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:37 PM
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6. yes-- they're great ice-breakers with chicks at the beach....
But having your own is a bit extreme when you can usually rent them pretty cheaply....
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:40 PM
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7. Sure, go ahead, ruin your life. Why leave that to the repukes?
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:41 PM
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8. Not if you have felt you didn't want one before
Once you have them they are yours forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

And they are 100 percent dependent on you at first.

Are you ready for that?

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:47 PM
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10. Hardly.
I'm a gay guy with Asperger's and ADD, who knows what is to happen to the world.

I will not bring a life into this world knowing what is to happen.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-08-05 05:42 PM
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9. Hang out in the Parenting Group
...then get back to us. :evilgrin:
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