"Christian Weight Loss Program" - sign i saw on way home from work.

[prole_for_peace]

how would it differ from a regular weight loss program?

[RetroLounge]

1. Lo-Carb Body of Christ?

:shrug:

RL

[gmoney]

2. well, it's difficult to eat...

...with your hands nailed to a cross.

Worked for this guy:

[RPM]

Jeebus Schwarzenegger???

That Christ is cocked...

[ghostsofgiants]

3. There's something about that stuff on Anderson Cooper 360° right now

"Faith-based Diets"

[Shoeempress]

4. Fish, wine, bread. Heard of worse diets.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Hey Jesus plays soccer across the street from me

Maybe the Xtians are into health and fitness nowadays.

[musette_sf]

6. Does John Hagee

know about this?

[Skittles]

7. non-kosher foods allowed?

I really don't know :o

[Old_Fart]

8. Republican weight loss program

Its called "I can't afford to eat".

[RPM]

9. Give all your money to Jeebus - You Lose weight when you can't buy food!!!

seems clear enough to me

[trof]

10. Here's how it works: Manna From Heaven.

MFH is in very short supply right now.
Much of the production facilities have been outsourced to predominantly non-Christian countries.

These facilities are more targeted to Feast of Ramadan comestibles.

Less to eat = weight loss.
easy peasy
;-)

[jobycom]

11. Eat all you want, and have faith that you're thin? Or maybe Oral Roberts

will heal you?

[NMMNG]

12. The power of Christ compells your fat to melt away!

[Robeson]

13. Just eat little waffers?.....

...:shrug:

[radfringe]

14. it's pray as you weigh

nightly spews had a story on this last night... :eyes:

get thee away from me - you snacks of satan...

Holy Anorexia, Batman! - basic diet is to eat 1/5 of your normal comsumption of food