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Wed Jun-08-05 06:37 PM
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So what goes down at a White Christian Party? |
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*note to the faithful*=satire
What sort of digs is a white Christian party? Whose Crib? Who are the playas? What sort of tunes? When they say BYOB, the second "B" is the Bible, fact?. What sort of food? Loaves and fishes? And the ladies? Psalm singing ol' maids?
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:37 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:52 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:42 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:44 PM
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This heathen is not invited.
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:42 PM
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3. Baptists bring a covered dish to church and pig out! ;-) |
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Later they go home and drink beer and dance like maniacs!!
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:45 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:43 PM
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4. I hear they booked the Backstreet Boys. |
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They just made them sign a contract that no tight white shirts were allowed.
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:46 PM
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7. and all sexual things are missionary position |
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:47 PM
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8. I think the question is what DOESN'T go down at |
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a White Christian Party ;)
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:49 PM
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when you say "going down" do you mean like down stairs or down, um ya know
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Thu Jun-09-05 05:08 PM
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21. ehhhh a little from column A a little from column B my good man :) |
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:47 PM
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9. Cake Walks are not allowed. |
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As that could be misconstrued as gambling.
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:51 PM
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13. No trips to Bagdad for Rumsfeld! |
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no golden showers either, I'd bet;)
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:48 PM
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the tail on the sinner. ;-)
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:51 PM
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14. Negative: no hand to ass contact |
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:49 PM
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11. Mommy and Daddy Didn't Love 'em Enough (nt) |
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:54 PM
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16. can you do that scene in charades? |
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chainsaws and burning crucifixes OK
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:55 PM
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17. So what does down at a White Christian Party? |
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:58 PM
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19. Rapturites get down, Sailor |
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Wed Jun-08-05 06:57 PM
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18. I think a church pit luck is about the extent of it. |
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And a whole bunch of unflavoured, unsalted, creamy, heavy caseroles are brought in, North Dakota-style. And don't forget the luefisk.
Remember, they think them parties are EVIL!!!!:evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-08-05 07:00 PM
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20. Hmmm I've had this taste in my mouth before |
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Oh yeah! I tongued the Presidents bunghole! Glory be!
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Thu Jun-09-05 05:40 PM
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22. Catholic priests, probably (nt) |
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Thu Jun-09-05 05:48 PM
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23. The "ladies" of the White Christian American Republican parties |
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Thu Jun-09-05 05:54 PM
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24. Actually, let me tell you from experience. |
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They aren't bad. We watched whatever movies that were out at that time. The parents would order pizza, and we'd act the fool. Christian Parties are much the same as regular parties, except no alcohol, and honestly, the alcohol would have ruined them. We had so much fun in high school just jumping on the trampoline, swimming in someone's pool, or cruising in my car. I had funny friends, and I laughed a lot! I know you were kidding, but you can't be down on all kids. There was some shady stuff going on, but you expect it. We rebelled, but it was privately in our group, and our parents knew nothing about it, not that my mom would have ever known or given shit. Duckie
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Thu Jun-09-05 05:56 PM
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25. NOBODY goes down at a WC party |
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Thu Jun-09-05 05:57 PM
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26. You sing "I'm Dreaming of a White Christian... |
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Just Like the ones I used to know." Stuff like that. ;-)
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