The "Mr. Belvedere / Brocktoon" sketch IS on the new Tom Hanks SNL DVD

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Comments and rundown from Amazon reviewer "Justin Mushnick "Justin" (NJ USA)"

1. Tom Hanks as the cowboy ice-skater in the '88 Olympics
2. The 5-timers Club with Mr. Steve Martin
3. Waynes World with Aerosmith
4. Mr. Short-term memory - the restaurant one, not the one with Tony Randall
5. Spartan Cheerleaders - not sure why this is on here. Its a funny sketch but it barely features Hanks.
6. Tales of Ribaldry - again, not sure why this is here because it is mainly a skit to laugh at Jon Lovitz, Hanks just plays a straight forward character.
7. Wilson the Volleyball on Update - This also does not belong on here. It is a Will Ferrell piece that features a Hanks cameo right at the end
8. The Losers - on the street corner picking up ladies
9. Big the movie outtakes. Not hilarious, but good.
10. Roxbury guys
11. The Guy Who Played Mr. Belvedere Fan Club - Brocktoon! I was very happy to see this sketch!
12. The Stand Up Comedians Backstage
13. Sabra Price is Right
14. Hanks confessing to his wife (Joan Cusack)how he fantasizes her death.
15. Jew, Not a Jew gameshow
16. Bean Cafe - hilarious skit with all fart jokes.
17. 25th Anniversary piece - Another bit that features Hanks, but the punchlines belong to Chris Walken, Jon Lovitz, etc.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0009A407U/qid=1118282378/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-2123288-4067067?v=glance&s=dvd





http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml

Mr. Chairman: Okay, who wants to start?

Cheryl: Okay. I should want to shake hands with Mr. Belvedere, I shouldn't want to grab a lock of his hair.

Mr. Chairman: That's good, Cheryl. And, even though it would be really neat to have a lock of his hair, we know that's not right. Someone else?

Mike: Yeah. Okay. I should want to send him a fan letter telling him how good he was in the episode where he teaches everyone how to cook, but I shouldn't want to type the letter on a death certificate.

Mr. Chairman: Yes! But, then, you learned that one the hard way, huh? Okay, so let's keep going. Come on.

Adam: I should like watching "Mr. Belvedere" a lot, but I shouldn't have to masturbate at the end of every episode.

Mr. Chairman: That's right. That is right. Discipline. Next?

Melanie: Uh, yeah! I should want to cook Brocktoon a simple dinner if he truly accepts the offer, but not if I sense that he accepts it telepathically.

Mr. Chairman: Yes, okay.. but let's keep the exercise in the form of "should" and "shouldn't", okay? Next?

Phil: I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

Mr. Chairman: (considering) Good.