leftofthedial
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Wed Jun-08-05 09:48 PM
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have you ever been squished by a falling safe? |
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Edited on Wed Jun-08-05 09:49 PM by leftofthedial
or popped in the kisser by a hidden mechanical boxing glove?
and if you have, was it cheating?
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Wed Jun-08-05 09:50 PM
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1. no, but a falling anvil hurts like a bitch! |
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thanks for making me giggle!
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leftofthedial
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:01 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:17 PM
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and walking around looking and sounding like an accordion for a day really really sucked.
But no, it was not cheating.
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leftofthedial
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:19 PM
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4. were there stars circling your head |
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:57 PM
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do-si-doing with tweeties.
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leftofthedial
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:01 PM
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that kind of thing got Roger Rabbit fired
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:19 PM
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Damn, I have a headache..... and wonder why??
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:21 PM
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But recently, just after I ran off a cliff, I stood there dumbfounded for a couple of seconds before falling to my death.
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:22 PM
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7. I've fallen off a very tall cliff a time or two |
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It's kinda fun, until ya reach the bottom.
Damned roadrunners....
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:39 PM
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10. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:27 PM
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8. Whenever I walk past Haliburtin that happens. |
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And those F@ckers always empty it 1st.
Suzi.
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leftofthedial
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Thu Jun-09-05 06:07 PM
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30. and that is one BIG safe |
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:33 PM
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I've run through the painted scenery and found a road.
"Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. I like the way that sounds......"
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:42 PM
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11. I rode my bike into a tunnel one time |
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and found that it was just a tunnel painted on a brick wall
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Wed Jun-08-05 10:59 PM
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13. No, but I've been dynamited with fake carrots. |
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Thu Jun-09-05 10:41 AM
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:11 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:17 PM
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:24 PM
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17. I got scolded by my wife who thought the wound resulted from cheating, |
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At least I can now double as an accordion when necessary.
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leftofthedial
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Wed Jun-08-05 11:31 PM
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18. accordions are noted for the old in and out |
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:29 PM
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20. I strapped an Acme rocket on my back, roller skates on my feet |
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and away I went!
Whhhheeeee! **SMACK**
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:48 PM
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21. You forgot to mail order ... |
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... 40 miles of railroad track for it.
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:50 PM
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22. Where can I get some earthquake pills? |
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:58 PM
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24. Page 14 of the 2005 Acme catalog |
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Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 01:07 PM by gizmonic
right next to the listing for giant horse-shoe magnets and bird seed.
*meep-meep da-banggg!*
:hi:
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Thu Jun-09-05 12:52 PM
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23. Never. I always carry an ACME® Portable Hole for protection. (nt) |
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Thu Jun-09-05 01:20 PM
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...seriously, a coworker once was almost hit by a box full of hard hats falling off a shelf.
THAT would have been an interesting OSHA investigation.
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Thu Jun-09-05 01:24 PM
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26. Yeah, But It's Not A Problem |
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You know you can just open the door from the inside a crawl out. Happens all the time.
Now, a grand piano falling off a hoist. That hurts! The Professor
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Thu Jun-09-05 06:05 PM
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and it makes such a lovely sound too
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Thu Jun-09-05 01:33 PM
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27. I have firecrackers blow up in my face... |
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and look like a blackface minstreal parody afterwards.
(I never realized those 1940s cartoons had racist implications until recently... even Foghorn Leghorn's whistle originated out of racism.)
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Thu Jun-09-05 06:06 PM
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29. and check out Disney's Dumbo |
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